Funniest Squidward Moments Novels & Stories

Jared teased, grasping his best friend's shoulders and giving them a shake. Grant emerged from the bathroom and tried to stifle his laughter at the pair of men before him, failing miserably. "Sorry, Sebastian," he wheezed, "but this is too hilarious! Just let me get it out of my system now before we leave. You are so tiny!"

The Humor of Survival Yet, amidst all this weight, the siblings still found moments of ridiculousness—because if they didn’t laugh, they might drown. Like the time Tshepo tried cooking pap for everyone, only for Abby to spit it out and declare, “This pap could be used to patch potholes.” Or the time Mathapelo, slightly tipsy, decided to give relationship advice to Aubrey—“Women don’t need money, Aubrey, they need hugs!”—only to hiccup so loudly everyone burst into laughter. Or Gail accidentally falling asleep during her night shift and waking up to find her patient had covered her with the blanket.

“Sir, are you alright? Does anything hurt?” Then she turned and shouted at me, “Lydia, go to your interview, or you’ll be late! I’ll handle things here! It’s a matter of life and death!” Her face was full of urgency and worry, but I could clearly see the suppressed delight and smugness hiding in her eyes. I knew then that she had been reborn too. I gave her a faint smile. “Fine. I’ll leave it to you.” Vicky froze and glanced back at me. “Why aren’t you helping him? In the last life, you—”

Ready to suck an answer from verbal cues, noticeable or not. As usual, my go-to was sour laughter. As I barked a laugh into the air, I felt some sort of dissolution going on in my chest. The more I retched, the less I felt the lump in my throat. I clapped for emphasis and made him the laughing stock when, in reality, I was the only source of mockery there. How foolish was I to think that Mike Lightwood , of all people, wouldn't catch up to my shenanigan?

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

He gyrated his crotch, jumping about, his face a picture as the handset chimed and buzzed against his dick. “That’s important!” Max growled, and I had to cover my face with my arm, laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Soren handed it back with a grin once the call had rung out, and Max jabbed his arm. “You’re such a fucking idiot, Ren. Such a fucking dick.” But even Max was smiling. He dropped the smile as he saw me laughing. “Glad my professional humiliation is amusing you, Cloe,” he said. But he was playing, I saw it in his eyes. He looked from me to Soren and back again and then he groaned and pressed the off button. “Fine. I’m done for the weekend.”