Funniest Squidward Moments Novels & Stories

"That was so funny. Why would he squeak? So he isn't as strong as he claims? He was startled." "What if it's a cockroach that made him do that?" I added, darting my back to lean on the couch, laughing crazily. "That was so so funny. A guy squeaked? Sebastian?" She raised her leg to the couch, and turned to me. "Oh oh!" Her eyes widened in excitement. "Don't you think it would have been good if we took a video of that? And then, I'd use it as some kind of meme video on Facebook."

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.

he added and I swear steam blew out of my ears and nose as they laughed and high fived each other with teasing hoots. “But you said she was a snake,” Kai pointed out while guffawing. "Oh please, the devil comes in many forms,” Jax replied and that set the two b*tches laughing again. Argh. “Are you guys sitting near trash cans ?” I asked. “No, why ?” they replied. “Coz all you are doing is to spew garbage,” I fumed. “Wow you sound like a real pill,” Jax chuckled. This monkey. "And you smell like a squid farted in a whale's butt,” I replied back pat. What ? I can’t help it ! These crapsters brought the worst out of me.

I whispered, stunned. “And Dad… he’s not…? I never belonged? I…” Then I finally met Adrian’s eyes. Something was off. His expression… twitched. Just a little. A tiny crack in the perfect seriousness. My stomach dropped. “Adrian,” I whispered slowly, “why are you looking like that?” His lips pressed together, like he was fighting something. Then it happened. He broke. He burst into laughter. Actual, uncontrollable laughter. He doubled over, hand on his knee, wiping tears from his eyes.

“He tied the person to a tree and tickled him until he peed all over the place.” My eyes widened in horror. I wanted to laugh, but I imagined it being done to me. “The person is me.” He said, and I just couldn't control it anymore. I laughed at the imagination of Khalid being tickled by Alpha Sorren. That was just the beginning of the jokes Khalid made as he went on and on to make me laugh. Suddenly, the door where Alpha Sorren and Luna Nia were locked in, opened with a great force. We immediately sprung up.

It was a guttural, belly-deep release, the kind of laugh that comes only when absurdity has transcended all expectation. It must be a good joke, I thought, tears of unexpected hilarity pricking the corners of my eyes. The best entertainment I’ve had in months, if not years. I was wiping a tear away with a silk napkin when I looked up and saw their faces. Eric was staring down at his plate again, his shoulders bunched high with tension. Mia, the Redhead, wasn’t laughing. Her copper mane was utterly still, and she was trading nervous, confused glances with Eric, her expression a clear question: What’s so funny?

It takes a few seconds before she asks “What?” “He won the ‘no-bell’ prize!” and suddenly all the laugh that I keep holding in has let out like a demon leaving a body. I remember scrolling through F******k and seeing that post for the first time. I laughed so hard that my mom thought there was something wrong with me. Best day of my life! Still never fails to crack me up! I calm down, letting out bits of chortles. When I look at Sadie, she’s not laughing. Instead, she looks at me with her eyebrows furrowed. I turn back around, flustered.

Fear made intelligent men unbelievably stupid. My assistant tried hard not to smile. “The Baby Shark song made the humiliation worse, sir.” That made me laugh harder, I rubbed my forehead while shaking my head slowly. God. I almost wished I had stayed longer just to watch his face when the music started playing. I could already imagine it perfectly. The countdown ending, everyone panicking, then suddenly… Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo… I laughed so hard my chest actually hurt slightly. That idiot probably wanted the earth to open and swallow him whole afterward.

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

he wished there was more of it. And him? He’d been laughing lately but nothing like that. In fact.. he didn’t think he had ever laughed that hard in his entire life. And for that long .. nope that was for sure the first time he’d ever been laughing to the point he couldn’t speak. “Em are you like .. okay?” Sylvia asked carefully. “Oh yeah … I’m good. That was so fucking funny.,” she said. “Erm. What was so fucking funny?” Mickey asked.