Funny Arcane Memes Novels & Stories

“A tyrant. A liar. A tragic hero. And—” “And?” “Someone compared me to a vampire CEO who ‘definitely broods.’” Aria snorted. “Do you brood?” “I reflect,” he corrected. She raised an eyebrow. “You brood.” --- Elena appeared in the doorway, holding a tablet like it might bite her. “I’ve been memed,” she announced. Aria looked up. “Congratulations. You’re officially famous.” Elena sighed. “There’s one where I’m labeled ‘The Lost Vale Pokémon.’”

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!

The small pan hissed softly as the oil heated, the sharp scent of roughly crushed garlic already filling the kitchen before I realized I was humming. Fuck. A Shakira song. Wildly off-brand for this morning’s mood, which had gone to hell at five twelve a.m. sharp, when Arsen, the technological bastard I’ve called my enemy since we were both fermenting in Mama’s womb, spammed my W******p with fifteen random memes and one AI-generated video of Harry Potter lip-syncing a reggaeton song.

There will be more students who will cry today! Angelica : Hahaha! I already knew someone who will! That's karma bitch! Leon: Shut up your mouth @Angelica. Owen let out a sigh of relief. He thought there's something wrong about Leon today. It's great that there wasn't. He looked at Angelica and saw her giving an evil look to Leon. He then glanced at his side where Leon is sitting. Owen hearts was being stabbed on the spot when he saw Leon talking to the girl beside him and he is laughing?!

His avatar showed a man in a black robe holding a staff made of bone. A classic necromancer. Thinking about my dad's strange behavior, I quickly sent him a friend request. It seemed like his message had stirred up the chat. [Alaric, stop spouting nonsense. I fish all the time. Never heard of that.] [Yeah, streamer, ignore him. He just wants attention.] [Still… you should leave. Your dad looks creepy. Who gets that excited over a dead fish?] [Agreed. Run. Your life matters more.]

“To understand us more, Look at Momo and me, we are sisters yet we contradict each other but we can’t rule out our affection towards one another. I can’t let her be and she can’t do the same. We have different views and our powers are the complete opposite. While she destroys I fix. Mostly, to use both of us, you need to be able to understand both perspectives and be in denial all the time. Using us meant being infected by our personalities. You must have noticed it; you are not that much of a coward anymore.” “Okay, I will ignore the last sentence since I was the one who put myself on the line and forced myself to change, not you. Obviously… It’s so obvious. Why would I be infected by your

She was seconds away from deploying it. And then her entire system seized. A klaxon, loud and obnoxious, blared from her speakers. A message, written in a garish, sparkling pink font, filled her main screen: YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED TO A MEME WAR BY @WEREWOLUV88! PREPARE FOR DEFEAT, HATER! “What the hell?!” Aria shrieked. Her network, her beautifully crafted, military-grade digital fortress, was being flooded. Not by a hostile government or a rival hacker, but by millions of requests from a single source: The Global Brother-in-Law Fan Club’s online forum.

Reyna- “It has been a week since the CEO of Wolf Tech has gone missing. For those that don’t know, he is the creator of the virtual reality game, known as Arcane Realm. The game has become exceedingly popular since it was first announced to be released a year ago. Many had lined up to purchase the gear needed to play the game. Since it was released the day before CEO Luka Alder went missing, it has been a popular topic. Arcane Realm was created as a fantasy role-playing game…” The lady on the radio continued talking, but I reached over and turned it off.

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