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"Considering my list of sins concerning you, though, I guess it don't rate." Until he mentions the beer, I forget I'm even holding it, but I take a long pull now, refusing to grimace over the bitter taste. "Uh...yum." A laugh rumbles in his chest, making me want to snuggle closer. We're not alone in the room, though, and I can feel Rudy and Hank's interest from five feet away. So I lay my head on Uncle's Cain's shoulder and try to watch the television program, taking occasional sips from my beer. My limbs start to tingle when I've almost reached the bottom of the bottle...and that's when things like Cain's scent begin hitting me harder. Not just his soap and aftershave, though. No, the subtl

Just me, my nerdy glasses constantly slipping down my nose, and the three ripped, dangerously attractive stepbrothers I’ve done everything possible to avoid since they entered my life. Kai, Jax, and Ryker. All tall, heavily tattooed, muscular, and packing the kind of cocks I describe in vivid, vulgar detail in my secret online stories. The ones that made my anonymous account LunaLustWrites explode in popularity. Faceless videos of my body — heavy tits bouncing, my tight pussy stretched and creaming around thick toys, my ass arched high showing that small heart tattoo and distinct mole on my lower back. I write depraved taboo fantasies and film myself living them out in secret. No one knows t

I managed to say, smoothing my dress, while trying to ignore the way they were sizing me up. Rick smirked, shaking his head. “Damn, Lila. If I didn’t see it myself, I wouldn’t believe it. The goddess Lila Carter, smart as hell... dating this pvssy?” He pointed his drink straight at Wesley, the bourbon spilling over the rim. Wesley’s jaw clenched as he glared at his friends. Rick and Hanson laughed loud over the music. And I almost laughed too, I couldn't help it. My lips twitched, but Wesley’s arm tightened around me.

My whole body shuddering. What the hell was wrong with me. Why did I keep letting him use and pleasure me like this? Closing my eyes I let my head fall back just as laughter filled the small cabin. Men laughing and joking with each other. You didn’t need to be a genius to know they were laughing at me and probably congratulating Dante on his conquest. Assholes!

Like seriously. "So," He started, "There was this one time when mom was watching a movie called Princess Diaries! And then dad and East and West fell asleep, all of them fell asleep but me!" He laughed loudly while the room remained quiet. Did he make a joke? Why is he laughing? Wait... it was funny? What? Was it supposed to be funny? "And?" Charlie urged the youngest to continue. "That's it." Weston grinned toothily. Oh. "I LOVE THAT MOVIE! THE BOOK SERIES WAS GOOD TOO!" I screamed, continuing the topic.

"When you caught me before, I wasn't, um. I wasn't watching p**n. Exactly." I flinched, waiting for Jennifer to freak out. Instead, she just looked at me expectantly. "See, I don't really like p**n either," I said, "Like you said, it's kind of weird to watch. Very fake and staged. So instead I like to, um, read stuff." "Like Fifty Shades of Grey?" Jennifer asked. "Sort of?" And then, I did something either incredibly smart or unbelievably stupid. "Here," I said, "I'll show you."

The next few chapters are a series of stories that follow on from each other and have different peoples points of views. These was going to be released as a completely different book all together but seen as I decided to merge all three of Tales OF A Gay Man books together I will more than likely just keep adding to these. Also be very much appreciated if you can share and recommend my book/s with your friends and also share your thoughts on the stories published before and after the start of this next mini series of Tales Of A Gay Man, maybe even pass on some inspiration for new chapters or even a new book.

Brief Synopsis – Jessica is frustrated with her sex life, especially when her roomie is living it up in that department. Her class takes a field trip to the corporate world, and she discovers there’s more to running a business than just economics. Chapter 1 "FUCK...that's it. That's the spot... Harder! HARDER!...Oh yeah...fuck!...Mmmmm....Don't stop...OH FUCK!" "You like that bitch?!...Oh baby.....Uh!...Uh!...Uh!...UH!...Come on baby! Take that dick! DAMN...That pussy is so fucking wet."

Josh orders some wine and water for the table while we keep talking. “So, what was the last book you read?” he asks me, and I really need to think about that one because I usually read SMUT, but I can’t really tell a man on our first date that I basically read porn but fuck that. He probably won’t even know it. “Heaven & Hell from Rosslyn Scott,” I say, and he frowns. I can tell he has never heard of it. “Spiritual book?” He asks, and I giggle.

It obviously couldn't be my friends since they were all ahead. “Guys… I think someone’s here,” I whispered, my voice cracking only to be met with laughter. “It’s just the house settling, Sophia. Stop being so paranoid.” I knew that wasn't the issue but I swallowed my words not wanting to ruin the fun. We kept walking, checking the rooms. Nicole walked into a large room with an old four-poster bed covered in dust and faded curtains. My friends started joking about how creepy the old bed looked, laughing about ghost stories while I tried to calm my drumming pulse.