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“Then you handle it like an adult. Tell him the truth. And if he cannot give you more, then he is not the right person. You are not going to stay married to someone who does not want you. Not in this life.” We stayed at the café for almost two hours. I needed to stop beating myself up for feeling this way. Jenny repeated the funny story about her last girlfriend and how she made her feel like the only woman in the world and I felt tense again. When we left the café, the sun was starting to go down. I walked back to the office feeling a little lighter.

The innocent sight made heavy guilt crawl up my throat, nearly choking me. “I’m glad you both had fun,” Jameson said smoothly, giving them each a kiss on the cheek. Then his eyes slid over to me with dark amusement. “While you both were having fun, Nelson and Kat were also having quite a bit of fun.” Nelson choked on his glass of water. I felt all the blood drain from my face. I fucking knew this asshole wasn’t going to keep his mouth shut. “Isn’t that right, guys?” Jameson added, smirking like the devil himself.

“That’s a shame. What do you do when you’re not delivering pizza?” “Gym, maybe video games or fixing cars. Normal guy stuff.” “So tell me your favorite movies, worst date story, what you’ll do with a million dollars.” I asked smiling. He answered easily, laughing at my teasing questions. The conversation flowed and he was funny in a quiet, dry way that made me forget Mark for a while. After ten minutes I felt the heat rising again. “God, it’s so hot in here,” I said, fanning myself. I grabbed the bottom of my tank top and pulled it off in one smooth motion.

"What to do? Just you being here makes me want to say that maybe one child is fine." Oh lord. FOR THE ONES WHO MISSED THE CHILLI SCENES IN THE BOOK I'VE WARNED EVERYONE READING ALREADY, THAT THIS IS AN ADULT-THEMED BOOK. READER DISCRETION WILL BE APPRECIATED; FOR 18+ ONLY. Going down on her never felt so relaxing. She smells fresh like the ocean, and whatsoever her taste, I loved it. Her sweet moans make my vessels bulge, along with the growing boner I hide in my pants.

Those were hilarious. Were those? I quizzed. What the hell was the publisher thinking while coming up with the titles? Dorky and the hoes is still tolerable but once in my cunt? Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? What’s the book about anyways? Vulva? Sad life changers? Wolves certainly are a rather horny civilization to put such literature on best-sellers. The excited-bee besides me isn’t done gushing over the supposedly brilliant works of the lecherously lewd author who isn’t me. I am pleased I am not. The titles want me to puke my gut out. Putatively, there are more to come.

Ragh suddenly asks, tilting his head and arching his eyebrow, looking like he’s genuinely curious about the answer I could be willing to give him. Instead of being the adult everyone tells me I am, I push out one hip, place a hand on it and purr, “because I’m sexy.” “I can see that,” Ragh mutters and after a few seconds, breaks out in laughter, holding his stomach as his deep, weird laugh echoes against the walls. When he finally calms down, he straightens up and wipes tears off his cheeks, still chuckling a little, “my apologies, I don’t remember the last time I’ve been entertained like this. It’s like.. what do you call it.. oh, a comedy show. A real one you humans pay money for, not the f

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NOTE: This book is for ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY. It contains sexually explicit scenes that may include multiple partners, same-sex partners, sex in public places, sex in front of others, acts of sadomasochism, spanking, bondage, and so on. These are described with very explicit, sexual, graphic language. If you find such things disturbing, offensive, triggering, etc., this book is not for you, so please do not read further. All sexual activity in this work is consensual, and all sexually active characters are 18 years of age or older. In this book there are no sexual acts between humans and creatures in animal form, and there are no sexual acts between family members or other relatives. You must