Funny Fake Eyelashes Meme Novels & Stories

I was sitting alone at the empty dining table when my phone buzzed. It was an anonymous text. No name, just a picture and a message. The picture was of Albert’s hand, a hand I knew better than my own. But the laurel wreath tattoo symbolizing our mate bond had been altered—a tiny letter ‘M’ was now etched into the design. The message read: All I had to do was ask, and he let me leave my mark on him. Another message came through. So what if the ceremony is fake? He told me that in his heart, I’m his chosen one.

The darker the request, the harder I will go. Within six hours the video crossed three million views. Comments flooded in like a tidal wave of pure lust and shock. People were calling it the most realistic deepfake they had ever seen. Others swore it was real and begged to know how he did the eye color change and the impossible strength. A few wrote things that made even Kai blush: "Make him choke you with your own cock next." "I want to see you cry while he breeds you." "Let him take over completely and film the whole night."

Her eyes strangely looked mesmeric to him today that was not covered with the thick frame glasses that he had been seeing since the very first day of their encounter. His eyes took her appearance in effortlessly and then turned to her face again. Both held each other's gaze for a moment or two before Caroline took Eden to the place where Damien was standing and introduced her to the people who weren't many in number. Just the family members of Damien and some close relatives to be specific. The pleasantries were shared for a good long time and then Damien and Eden were made to stand facing each other. As the ring exchange time was announced, Eden got nervous for no reason. Though it was supp

Zia snickered as she just listened in on them. "Okay next," Gray continued. "Do you know my full name?" He blinked once. "Do you know I'm a freelance makeup artist?" He blinked once. "Do you know I'm your coolest friend?" He blinked a lot of times rapidly. "I see your kindness got knocked out of your brain," she scoffed, pretending to look upset. He blinked twice. "Does it hurt anywhere?" His eyes swiveled momentarily as if checking if he was feeling pain on his body, then he looked back at her and blinked twice.

Matt said and let out a laugh. "I told you many times that it was not tears; I had some eyelashes stuck in my eyes and had to get them out." Javier obviously did not like that. Matt was openly telling the story like that. "My bad, River, delete whatever it is that you've heard from me. Javier had an eyelash in his eye, so he was crying from both eyes." Matt was mocking him, and Javier did not like it at all; I could tell from the deep frown on his face.

Then the laughter ripped through the air, taunting my ears. “Ignore them.” I said to myself. Easier said than done, Valeria. I forced my attention to my phone, scrolling mindlessly, pretending none of this mattered. I shouldn’t have looked. Because the second I did, the screen slapped me with something that made my stomach drop. A meme. Not just any meme, me, Zane, and Landon photoshopped into a disgusting threesome, covered in crude stickers and comments. My heart throbbed with pain, my fingers visibly shaking.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“Well, at least no one can say I’m not ‘eye-catching’. l mean, with two colors on my eyelids, just in case one doesn't do the trick!” Anana was bent over, clutching her stomach, gasping for air between laughs. “Oh! Goddess… I can’t breathe! l'm an artist! A true artist!” She waved her makeup brush confidently in the air. Elia grabbed a random hand mirror and angled it dramatically. “Who knows… this might be the new trend.” Anana laughed so hard she nearly dropped her brush. “New trend? If anyone in the pack sees you like that, they’ll exile both of us just to restore balance to the realm!”

Her blood boiled at the sight, and Shane only rolled his eyes at her recognizing her presence. Shyra placed the lingerie on the desk, making the lady at the front jump. The lady glares at Shyra, then rolled her eyes at her as she scanned the garment. The lady smiles at Shane and bats her fake lashes at him, her face was caked with full blown makeup whilst her body was covered in fake tan. "Will that be all sir?", "Yes, sweetpea" Shane winks at the lady and gives her the credit card "Are you sure?" the lady unbottons two at

“You find my mouth pretty?” His eyes widened as if he had been caught in a suspicious act and he scoffed. “Don’t be absurd.” “That’s not a no,” I fake chuckled. I needed to get the hell out of there and if I had to be nice to Luciano’s minion, I was all for it. “You know, now that I look at you, you do have very startling eyes.” Marcus' eyes narrowed. “Whatever you are doing, stop it.” My eyelashes batted innocently. “I’m not doing anything,”