Funny Fake Eyelashes Meme Novels & Stories

My new neighbor is a jerk. A grumpy, arrogant shithead. At first, I was dazzled by his looks; tall, broad-shouldered, hot enough to melt panties at ten feet. But the moment he opened his mouth, I knew I hated him. He’s smug, rude, and way too good at getting under my skin. I’ve never disliked a man more, especially because he's got that 'Ill ruin you' energy and my stupid body wants it. I want him gone—until he shows up out of nowhere and saves me from getting abducted. And the worst part? The photos go viral. Turns out, my hot, broody neighbor is an NHL hockey star and now the world thinks we’re dating. His PR agent wants us to run with the story. For his reputation and fans. Fak

They say the past cannot be rewritten— But what if your enemy welcomes you home with open arms? Raised in darkness and trained for vengeance, Seraphina enters the Obsidian Claw Pack under a stolen name and a dangerous mission: infiltrate, deceive, destroy. But nothing in the cold-eyed Alpha’s gaze is as she expected. His touch ignites something wild. His guilt runs deeper than blood. And the lies surrounding his mate’s disappearance are more tangled than she ever imagined. As a forbidden connection grows, Seraphina begins to question everything— including the truth about who really burned her world to the ground. When old enemies resurface and deadly secrets rise with them, she must ch

Ever since her family went bankrupt, work is all Florence does to help out at home. But when she meets Scott Lee, a rich and handsome CEO, everything changes. Although gentle and romantic, Scott doesn’t believe in marriage. But when his grandfather warns him of the need to have an heir to carry on their legacy, Scott gets worried about the company falling into the wrong hands. Unable to stay away from Florence, he thinks the only way he can agree to his grandpa’s plan is if he marries her and proposes a deal: get married for the sake of their families and divorce after he gets the company. Florence accepts but falling in love wasn’t in the script. Now, she needs to control her feelings while

The only thing more dangerous than a secret is the person you’re keeping it for. Lennox “Lenny” James has a simple plan for her senior year: stay invisible, graduate at the top of her class, and never, under any circumstances, look at a member of the university’s championship-winning football team. She’s seen how they hurt girls, and she still carries the scars from the last time she gave one a chance. Then comes Jace Callahan. He isn’t just the star quarterback; he’s the campus king, the NFL’s next golden boy, and, as of last night, the only witness to a mistake that could ruin Lenny’s future. Jace doesn’t want her money, and he doesn’t want her silence. He wants a fake girlfriend t

Rhea Veris was never meant to be weak. As one of the strongest warriors and the only female warrior of the Valcrest Pack, she spent years fighting and training beside the future Alpha, Artavius Ravencrest, the man she had secretly loved for years. So when she discovered that he was her fated mate, she thought it would be the happiest moment of her life. Instead, the very man destined to be hers shattered her world in a single night. Artavius chose her sister as his mate and Luna. Not only is Brielle carrying his child, but the entire pack celebrates her as the future Luna while Rhea is cast aside like she was nothing. Betrayed by her mate, replaced by her own sister,

To afford train tickets home for New Year's Eve, I searched for a part-time job and stumbled into a livestream that was practically throwing money at the chat. A young woman in a silk robe rested her chin on her hand. Behind her, a villa glowed under expensive lighting that reflected off polished marble floors. "Being kept in here is suffocating," she said in a voice that mixed boredom with sweetness. "My sponsor gives me more money than I can spend. Help me out. Take some off my hands." Cash drops flashed across the screen one after another. I tapped as fast as I could, my heart hammering. A few large ones landed in my account. I was close. One more would cover both my ticket and my boyf

Desperate to lose her virginity, Gracie, asks the new transferred boy out, the school nerd; Jason Drew. Well that's what she presumed, seeing the thick frame covering those eyes, that never left the books and the hand that never left the pens. He seemed like a perfect guy whom she could easily manipulate. Innocent and dumb. Seeing him so antisocial can mean only one thing right? That he has no experience in the field of sexual activity. Well at least that's what Gracie thought. But little did she know, innocence is far fetched from his dictionary. Nerd and innocent was never his thing. Never! The guy she just asked was a complete dominant and ruthless in bed, that can actually re

Harper Quinn never planned to fall for her boss. All she wanted was a chance — one deal that would pull her out of debt and help her chase her dreams. But when billionaire Alexander Hale offers her a fake engagement to repair his image, Harper steps into a world of private jets, designer gowns, and secrets wrapped in silk. Alexander is everything she swore to avoid: cold, powerful, and devastatingly untouchable. Yet behind the control lies a man scarred by betrayal — and a past that refuses to stay buried. As their act starts to feel dangerously real, Harper must choose between protecting her heart and risking everything for the man who was never supposed to be hers. Because in Ale

"Skylar, here's a hundred for the breakup. Don't crawl back." Mack flung the bill at my face like he was doing charity work. "Winona's the Frostmoon Pack's Beta's daughter. She'll save me twenty years of hustle. You? Still drowning in student loans." I eyed Winona's designer bag—logo halfway printed like it gave up mid-stitch. "You're sure this is a breakup?" "Locked in. Engagement party's tonight at Lunara Estate. You can crash if you want a pity plate. Might be your only shot inside." Door slammed. I turned to the hot wolf crouched by the ditch, mid-bite on a rabbit leg. "Hundred bucks. I'm renting you for two hours." He arched a brow, blood slick on his lips. "That's cute. But f

Betrayed on her wedding day, Catherine flees the altar and has a passionate one night stand with a stranger. The next day, she finds out he's her boss. Worse is that everyone thinks they are married. Now, they have to go along with it without actually falling in love. But could they resist the temptation? With her ex intent on making her his again, and her boss cold personality and dark secrets, will they be able to let go of each other after the secrets are exposed?