Funny Golf Quotes Novels & Stories

Sore loser. "It's because it's a young people thing, for people who are too poor and too interesting to play real golf" I giggle. He turns his head to look at me, his smirk wide across his lips. "Are you calling me boring?" "Perhaps a little, most old men are boring" I smirk back at him as we stop at a traffic light. He shakes his head, his lower lip being taken in between his teeth. "Oh so now that you're 20 you think old people are boring, old people like me have very fun lives" He argues with a cheeky grin. I love playful Rhodes, it's the best side of his personality and it's been out in full force today. Truly a birthday treat.

Instead of leaving Joel's Betas were instructed to play as a foursome and follow us. I quickly learned were wolves don't typically play Mini-golf. The first hole, it took Joel a good eight strokes to get the ball into the cup. He swung much too hard. I tried not to laugh, his pack was watching. I was attempting to be dignified about it. It would probably be disrespectful to find humor in his lack of ability. "From what I have heard about golf," he said batting the little orange ball into the bushes, "this is funny. You are most certainly allowed to laugh at me. I plan on laughing at my Betas when they try."

They all faced down immediately none daring to say a word "Great you guys are fast learners"I smirk, I started leaving when suddenly "I miss you" I heard Nicklaus say, I halted on my steps but did not turn my back I raised my left middle finger giving him the "Fuck you" Sign before I left gorgeously

We were currently at a golf course, taking turns to play and with us being competitive, we noted down our scores just to win against the other. The ball girl walks over to our cart. “Mr Alonzo won.” She shows us the recorded scores in her hand. “Yes!” Alonzo claps enthusiastically. I chuckle at hour fired he was about winning. “Well…to be fair, this is my first time ever, playing golf.” He rolls his eyes playfully. “Excuse upon excuses….you’re a sour lover.” I let out a gasp. “I’m just giving my reasons….you’re a sore winner then.”