Funny Reading Quotes Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

He whispered and I nearly burst out laughing "I guess things will be interesting from now on" "Trust me little human, it's going to be more than interesting Ps, thank you so much for the reads ,votes and comments

He was funny most of the time but somehow managed to take some of his jokes a little too far. “I like your creativity, but no. Come on, let’s make this a little more interesting people!” I said, now already done with my cider. Dante offered me another one which I wasted no time in raising to my lips. And as I did, everyone took their turn in guessing what activities had been occupying my time. They ranged from assassin training to nude painting and admittedly, we all laughed and drank ourselves silly until Randy yelled out, “Dante hasn’t said what he guessed. Tell her Dante, tell her your lame guess.” Dante rolled his eyes before saying, “It’s not lame!”

“Get some fun, will you?” “I’m already having fun when you called me,” I snorted which made him laugh. “Tell me what’s fun in reading books?” Neveah raised a brow. “It could make your brain less rusty and make you smarter.” Both of them just laughed. They’re making me look like a freaking clown, seriously. We stopped by in Starbucks to eat some snacks. The store was full but we manage to get a seat for the three of us. It’s weekend so it’s expected to be crowded.

Now I'm sure this isn't Vanessa… This one talks more than wild. Guess that's what happens when you fuck a rich cock” “When are we going to be through?, I've got a work to revise before tomorrow” She looked at me. “You ?” “Yes me,why?” She laughed hysterically at me this time “Girl you and I know you don't read, you're one hell of a friend to keep and you talk about reading??hahh,I won't believe that….I refuse to believe that “ This got me laughing.. Is that how bad I am?

Lily asks them and everyone shrugs. “I guess so. His whole speech has pretty much been quotes from movies. 'He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did'.” Adam's words make the men at the table laugh and even Kimmy thinks that it is funny. She can not help but laugh with them. She knows that he is quoting Iron Man from The Avengers when he says “that man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did.” “Nice,” Alex tells Adam, who smirks at him. But Bella shushes the table to quiet them down and makes them listen to the alpha once more.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

“Apparently honesty is good for business.” “Imagine that,” I said. He smiled. Max’s message arrived while we were eating breakfast. Have you seen the comments on the feature? People are losing their minds in the best possible way. Sophie is crying. I’m not crying. I’m simply experiencing strong emotions silently. I showed Grayson. He read it and laughed. Genuinely and completely. “I want to read the comments,” he said. “You never read comments,” I said. “These are the ones I want to read,” he said.

“The lіttlе wоmаn саn rеаd me lіkе a bооk, and еvеrу time I get nеxt to Lуdіа аnу more іt’ѕ lіkе I have a nеоn sign оn my fоrеhеаd thаt ѕсrеаmѕ ‘fuсk!’ “ Kуlе lаughеd. “In thаt case it’s mу dutу аѕ уоur frіеnd to take ѕtерѕ to ѕаvе you frоm уоurѕеlf,” Jim ѕаіd drіlу. Hе wаѕtеd nо tіmе following Lуdіа tо hеr cubicle. “Wоw,” hе ѕаіd, “whаt’ѕ gоttеn іntо you?”

Amber paused as she tried to form sentences but April burst into laughter and Amber frowned when she saw April laughing like that. April was laughing so hard that she was clutching her stomach. Amber looked at her and frowned, while Ashley was baffled as well, and Amber asked, “Why are you laughing like that? Did I say something funny?” April wiped a tear from her eyes and said, “of course, that was a nice joke, the guardian? The werewolf? Oh my god, Amber, just what books are you reading? I mean, it was really a nice joke, and I was trying my best to hold back my laughter, but on my god! When I saw your serious expression, I just couldn’t take it.” April said as she kept on laughing.