Funny Humorous Contemporary Romance Novels Novels & Stories

Thank you all for reading my book. This is my second book on good novel and I hope you all enjoy it. 'Quagmire' is a romance novel which possesses a lot of twists, turns, complications but still enough romance to keep it interesting and thrilling. The book is an entire work of fiction and is not intended to make mockery or downgrade any kind of individual.

Pouring sugar into my cup, I stirred the coffee, the clinking of the spoon against porcelain offering a brief respite from the heavy atmosphere. "Let me guess, your favorite genre is mafia romance," he said, a sly smile tugging at his lips. I scowled, trying to keep my emotions guarded. Dark romance and reverse harem were my guilty pleasures, secrets I hadn't even shared with Daniel, and definitely not with this stranger before me. The thought of revealing my intimate reading preferences to Noah felt vulnerable, almost exposing. "You're practically living in one, why not indulge in something like Margot Robbie falling in love with her bodyguard?" he continued, the smugness in his expression

Samantha "With ....bringing me ten cups of coffee,answering all the calls I have to take on the front desk ,going through all the old files my former assistant didn't do correctly" he finished handling me a bunch of files I didn't even realize he was holding. I stood there in shock ,what was I expecting a kiss? Those wattpad romance book have really gotten into my head. He looked at me with his piercing green eyes ,I looked down having trouble maintaining eye contact with him,moving from foot to foot.

Now he’s insulted me. I feel stupid and used and naive as hell. I really hate feeling that way. His hurtful words have put me on the offensive and I am so going to take him down a notch or two. “Yes, I know exactly what you mean. You think you’re the only one who likes to have a good time, no strings attached? Hellion? You’re the only one who likes to party? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but you’re not. And you might be cute, but you’re not marriage material, okay? That’s why I said yes when you asked me out. All I wanted was a fucking good time and now you’re turning it into something stupid.”

They burst into laughter. Nikki and Gabby talked more, they exchanged numbers and followed each other on their social media platforms. Gabby was feeding Amber her milk when Nikki began to show her some pictures on her phone. "Here's my husband." "OMG! You are married to Ian?" Nikki nodded before the realization hit her "You know him?" "Umm..... Ian and I work in the same company" "Everything makes sense now. You are the Gabriela that Terrence has been crazy about" Gabby blushed.

"Do I look better than Mr. Sorsby?" Thinking back to when he entered the bar and saw Hannah pressed on Kenneth, his face turned dark instantly. Clenching his fist, a touch of gloom surged in his eyes. "Mr. Winchester, are you jealous?" With a light laugh, Hannah extended her fingers and lifted his chin flirtatiously. Her eyes held a shallow smile and she opened her red lips, revealing a hint of ambiguity. "Is there anyone who can match Mr. Winchester's charm in this world?" Even the main character in the book, Cedric, couldn't compare to Darren's outstanding handsomeness.

Was it from a novel Paige had read before? "What? Do you also think I'm right?" Chris asked with a smile. Paige refuted, "You should read fewer messy novels." Who would have thought that someone like Chris, a CEO, actually liked reading all sorts of romance novels? Did he ever imagine himself in those novels, fantasizing about being the male lead? Chris said, "I don't read any messy novels. I read the painstaking works of the authors." Paige was at a loss for words. Did she also not read the authors' painstaking works? Such double standards.

"This isn’t a romance novel, Nanny. This is my life, and I’m just trying to do my job without embarrassing myself." Nanny laughs, clearly enjoying this way too much. "Oh, Isa. You’re making it sound like it’s the worst thing in the world. Just imagine it—a forbidden workplace romance, secret glances, and the tension! Oh, how thrilling! The babysitter and the boss. You’ve already got the perfect setup." I glare at her. "Nanny, stop. He’s my boss, and he has a child. A cute child, by the way, who is clearly going through something. I’m not about to entertain any fantasies about him."

Veronica I didn’t know how God had created a man like my cook. He was almost unfair to look at. Far too attractive to be standing in my kitchen, calmly cooking and serving meals like it was nothing. He was young, probably mid-twenties, all lean muscle and quiet strength beneath his shirt. Handsome in that effortless way that made you look twice without meaning to. And compared to my husband… there was no comparison at all. I was sure even his cock would be even bigger and more irresistible.

“Lucas.” She lifted her drink toward me. “To terrible Friday nights.” “You can say that again.” I clinked my glass against hers. “But I have a feeling you’re about to make my night better.” Her laughter rang out in the space, tinkling like bells. Yeah. She’d do just fine. Apparently Emma wasn’t just beautiful, she had a nice personality as well. The conversation came easily. She was funny, smart. I didn’t know someone working as a graphic designer could have that many funny experiences at work.