Novel & Cerita Funny Irish Wedding Blessings

Anticipation jangled inside me. I wanted to make Mari mine in front of our friends and families. I’d married her once for myself already. This time, I’d marry her to show everyone else I was completely, absolutely in love with her. The ceremony was outside, the green hills of Ireland making a stunning backdrop. But I didn’t care if a fucking leprechaun ran down the aisle: I wanted to see Mari in that white wedding dress, coming toward me and pledging herself to me.

She worked her mouth up and down but nothing would come out. A cheer went up from the crowd assembled. “A wedding!” Congratulations were shouted. Sds were raised. Men beat on the backs of their shields with the hilts of their swords. Mary winced from the noise level and stared helplessly up at the laird. He stared back, arms crossed over his chest, a satisfied smile carving his too-handsome face. “I did not ask you to marry me!” He was undaunted by her vehemence. “ ’Tis customary to seal a betrothal with a kiss.”

Nurdin was sitting right in front of them and beside the headman. "Get on with it, sir!" said Mr. Rudi. Nurdin and Dion shook hands. In one breath Dion was able to pronounce the sacred vows of marriage. "Legitimate!" "Legitimate!" The word legal is a sign that now Savira has officially become Dion's wife even though it is only legal in the eyes of religion. "Please sign. Then Mas Dion can take care of the papers so that your marriage is legal in the eyes of religion and the state."

Everyone was still clamoring even the man was now out of sight so the priest once again spoke. “God is good. Your bond must be unbreakable. See? A man just shouted to stop the wedding, but here we are to proceed it.” He smiled. We all laughed after realizing it too. “Seriously, I never thought that take two is also applicable in real life…” Caleb said and pulled me closer. “Kiss me, my wife.” “Yes.” I smiled sweetly. “My dear husband.” That’s it and our lips met. Savoring all the memories and the feelings that we shared.

“And to his beautiful mate, Blair. I wish you two a prosperous marriage. May your love for each other continue to grow and may this union be filled with joy, laughter and adventure. Cheers.” “Cheers!” The crowd roared.

The officiant smiled, his voice rising slightly as he said, "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife." There was a brief, charged pause, the air buzzing with anticipation. "Now, Gavin, you may kiss your bride." Without hesitation, I leaned forward, cupping Iris’s face gently as our lips met in a kiss that felt like a promise sealed. The world seemed to dissolve around us, and for a heartbeat, it was just the two of us, two souls finally joined, as it was always meant to be. When we pulled back, the crowd erupted into cheers and howls, the pack celebrating the union with all the joy they could muster. I grinned at Iris, breathless and overwhelmed by the moment.

Uninterested she looked down to focus on her food but the words that came out from her father's mouth made a knot in her stomach. "Raise your glass and toast to the unification of our family, to love, partnership, fruitfulness and marriage. To the future of Hedge corporation and the Pearson's family" He said grinning ear to ear like a child in a candy store. She choked!!!!!!!!! Something is wrong!!!!!! Next thing she knew a young man in his twenties was handing her a glass of water looking concerned, without bothering to care she gripped the glass and gulped the water down like her life depended on it before asking in condescending manner "Who is getting married?"

The day of our first wedding arrived with perfect weather—sunny and seventy-five degrees, not a cloud in the sky, with a light breeze that made the garden venue look like something out of a fairy tale. It was the kind of day you dream about when you imagine your wedding, the kind of day that makes you believe in happy endings.

"If there's any reason these two should not be joined together in matrimony, speak now or be silent forever." No one spoke from the congregation; Marian wished someone would just come in and stop the wedding. "I now declare you..." Her breath ceased at that moment; her legs wobbled, and she trembled. "...Husband and wife!" The congregation cheered on louder. Marian sniffed; the moment she dreaded most was now before her. "You may now kiss the bride." The priest said. Her heart dropped to her stomach; Bruce would finally open her veil and see who was behind it.

Vernon continued, "If you're still sore, we'll let you have your fun on the side. Open marriages are all the rage these days, right?" His shameless bullshit made me laugh in disbelief. I didn't even bother responding. Instead, I announced to the room, "My wedding with Lynn is next door. Anyone interested is welcome to join and offer blessings. But if you're there to cause trouble, don't blame me for not holding back." I took Lynn's hand and headed for our venue.