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"You are fucking mine .only i have right to kiss those plump lips . I fucking own your soul. Somia is only Haris's ." Saying this he smashed his lips to mine "Jaana . I might be a playboy back . But its my first kiss . You know according to me lip and forehead kiss is just a symbol of love but I accept it today" saying this he again smashed his lips to mine ................................. "How many kids you want in future?" My eyes widened at her question. Is she for real. "Ooooooo!! you are blushing at the name of kids . So cute!" saying this she pulled my cheeks and suddenly kissed me on my cheeks.She looked down getting embarrassed by her act . She did this unknowingly. I was shocked. .............. She came forward but suddenly she tripped by her dress but I caught her . Our eyes got locked and it seems like the world around us stopped . She fit perfectly in my arms. I can feel her accelerated heart beat. Her rosy lips were the first thing which was making me hard in my pants.Her smell was super intoxicating. ................. We have always heard that there are 6 identical individuals of a person. Is it true? Lets see!! It is always said that opposite attracts. Somia a young girl living in the city of saints, belongs to a middle class family. She is financially helping her father to make the both ends meet. A sweet bubbly self-made girl who knows how to deal with this cruel world. But what happens when she unknowingly falls for a cold hearted devil. Haris a cold hearted devil having several night stands . Love is not his cup of coffee. Join the journey of two opposite natured persons to know what happens when they cross their paths.

They say love is unpredictable—an unstoppable force that no one truly escapes. Some run toward it. Others run from it. Ted Allen belongs to the latter. A mafia heir like his father, Ted feared love more than bullets. It was messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. Just like everything he’s sworn to keep out of his life. But fate has other plans. When his kidnapped niece—his tiny mirror image—escapes her captors, she’s found by two strangers with pasts cloaked in secrets. One of them, Cookie Carlisle, a spirited runaway hiding in Italy from her twisted father, helps the child find her way home. That single act of kindness sets off a chain reaction neither of them could foresee. Because Cookie is about to find herself dragged into a war she knows nothing about… and Ted is about to meet the one woman who shatters every rule he’s built his empire on. She’s wild. Fearless. Addictive. And she’s not stopping until he’s hers. --- “I really doubt you’ll last long here,” River said. “Trust me. I won’t die yet.” Not until the big bad wolf with my name on his soul gets what’s coming to him. He hasn’t seen the last of me.

Bea Williams is the new owner of the land that is passed down from her grandmother who had recently passed away, unbeknownst to her that her grandmother was hiding a huge secret behind the tall walls that surround the enormous land at the suburbs. From a young age of 8 Bea was abandoned by her alcoholic mother and mentally deranged father that is in a mental institution, so her grandmother took her in with open arms. There is one person she knew who was living on her grandmother's land paying rent, it was Alexander Ronaldo.

Willa has been running for as long as she could remember along side her twin brother, West and her mother. Their Mother has always told them that a someone is after them. Life was difficult since their mother trained them to be ready for anything, even her death. Two years after their mom died, the twins luck has finally run out and they are captured but they are shocked to discover that it's their own father and brothers they've been running from. Now reunited, will the twins finally find happiness and family or will they end up being destroyed by their family's dark secret? With everyone hiding secrets, what is the truth? What is safe? The twins have only ever believed in their motto, Chaos not cash, maim not murder and each other. Can they trust anyone else and more importantly, should they?

This book contains a few people's points of view. (POV) Which makes the book a little... let's say more dimensional. The main story is about Lilith Taylor being in the wrong place at the wrong time, although it was planned out. She witnesses some gruesome scenes done by Arthur Mikhailov but soon realizes that the one bringing this upon her is the only one who can take it away. The book is filled with mysterious characters and events to keep the reader guessing throughout. Never a too dull moment. Give it a try guys. You never know who will betray you next...

"I wonder if I'll ever find love. Maybe so. Maybe not. Someday I'll know." Most supernaturals try to stay out of the spotlight. More so if you're hunted by not just humans, but other supernaturals as well. So 17-year-old Cayce Vance did just that, keep quiet and be invisible. But because of recent events, he moves to a small town near the ocean, away from the hustle and bustle of a metropolis. Here, Cayce hopes to live out his senior year in peace. What he doesn't know is that he's moved right into werewolf territory. And not just any werewolf territory. The werewolf king's territory. The new king of the werewolves, Bennet Fitzroy, has just turned 18, the age when you find your mate if you're a werewolf. He yearns for his mate, whoever it may be. What happens when he learns that his mate is a creature that is half-demon half-angel? And how can Bennet love something that he doesn't know, and how can Cayce love what he fears? A teen romance between a big alpha teddy bear and a tiny cute beastie.

ALPHA CRAZY LUNA (TOUCHING HER HEART) MERCYS WRITE BLURB EXTRACT FROM THE STORY "AM SORRY TO SAY THIS ALPHA KING BUT I REJECT YOU,THE MOON GODDESS ACTUALLY DID A MISTAKE PAIRING US UP BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE YOUR MATE,ALPHA KING"SHE SAID BOLDLY. Have you ever heard of someone who dare dares an alpha,not just an alpha but an alpha who is well respected and powerful round the whole seven clan, and who is he.he is no other person than ALPHA GAEL RHYES. A FEARED ALPHA WHO SPENT ALOT OF TIME TRYING TO FIND HIS MATE A kingdom in search for their queen,a king darely searching for his mate What happens when he eventually find his mate? What happens when alpha Gael got rejected by his mate he spent half of his life searching for? What happens when his mate turns out to be the kingdom trouble maker? What happens when his mate he spent all his life looks for rejected him What happens when his mate turns out to be the kingdom trouble Fate happened and they met,what would happen next? A KINGDOM IN SEARCH FOR THEIR QUEEN,A KING DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR HIS LUNA . SWEET DRAMA TO UNFOLD.

What happens when people suddenly starts to die? A new case has just began. Nessa is your average detective in New York city, and her Number 1 goal is to bring all criminals to book. He is just recently transferred and he is made her new assistant . He is Ezekiel . The question is who is the killer?

She is the daughter of an exiled maid. He is the heir of a wealthy leader. She is shunned by her rank. He is praised for it. She's the Omega. He's the future Alpha. Ava Rose and Jace Weston. Two opposites bounded by destiny. On his 20th birthday, Jace Weston reaches the day every Wolf eagerly awaits; today he would finally meet his mate, the one true soul chosen by the Moon Goddess to bond with him for eternity. But what if his true love, his mate isn't entirely what he hoped for?

Is This Heaven's Blessing or a Divine Punishment? A chance to turn back time and meet him again! "She" had already endured heartbreak over this man once, and that was more than enough. But to lose her life in a tragic, unexpected accident only to face another heartbreak? This was Heaven's mercy, allowing her soul to travel back in time to meet Mr. Peng, The Single Daddy, and his little son once more but as their nanny (and housemaid). Being a nanny? She could manage that. But being his heart's caretaker? Absolutely not! Especially when he casually says, "Can you be Ayus Mama?" How could she respond, especially when another woman stepped in, pleading, "Please, I beg you, give my husband back to me!" Was this a second chance... or Heaven's cruel punishment?!