Funny Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

"Hotdog, pumasok ka na nga! Mamaya, e, ma-praning ka pa." Umusok ang ilong ko sa sinabi niya, inambaan ko ito ng suntok na parang wala lang sa kanya. "Alam mo ikaw? Ang sarap mo." He chuckled, ngumisi naman ako. "I know," sagot niya sa akin. "Tanga, ang sarap mong operahan ng gising tapos walang anesthesia." Humagalpak ako sa tawa. Hindi maipinta ang mukha nito sa ngayon. Tumawa pa ako nang mas malakas upang maasar ito lalo.

Siguro may naalala siyang best memories o nakakatawang katangahan niya kaya siya ganiyan? Hehe joke lang po! 'Yung mga kasamahan ko na failed din, nasa labas at nagsisimula na. Samantalang ako, nandito kinakausap itong matandang 'to na pangiti-ngiti lang na akala mo kinakausap o nagpapatawa ang baso ng kapeng hinahalo niya. Pinatawag niya 'ko at akala ko may sasabihin siyang kung ano. Pero ang tanging ginagawa niya lang ay ang ngumiti habang naghahalo ng kape.

sagot ko "Ah ganon ba" sabi nya at bigla akong inakbayan na parang sinasakal ng bahagya Hinampas hampas ko braso nya, "G*go! Tumigil ka nga! Pag ako natuluyan, sige ka!" Tumawa naman sya at binitawan ako. Nung nakikita ko na ang walo ay umayos na kami ng paglalakad. Walang nangyaring ganon, cous

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

“Hindi araw-araw.” "Hindi naman kailangang araw-araw." Pumikit ako. "Paano kung mapagod ako?” “Edi magpahinga ka.” "Paano kung gusto ko na lang mawala?” "Hindi kita hahayaan.” Napadilat ako. "Corny mo.” "Pero kinilig ka.” "Hindi kaya!” "Sinungaling.” Tumawa ako at sa unang pagkakataon matapos ang napakahabang linggo, parang gumaan ang dibdib ko.

Paniguradong badtrip na naman itong ina niya. "Ma, chill ka lang! Baka lalo ka lang ma-stress kapag naghiwalay kami ni Shawn hahaha." Kaagad naa binawi ni Yesha ang kaniyang biro. Mukha kasing siya lang ang natawa at natuwa sa kaniyang huling sinabi. Halata naman kasi sa mukha ni Shawn. Seryoso na ito. "Joke lang, hindi naman mabiro."

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍

Assumera na kung assumera pero hindi talaga ako natatahimik kapag hindi ko nakukuha ang sagot na gusto ko. I saw how his jaw dropped then smiled. "Same Mary" bulong niya kaya napakunot ang noo ko "What?" "I said Holy Mary. It's not what you think. Loko-loko lang si Marc" Sinali pa talaga sa usapan si Mama Mary. Pero napahiya ako ron ah "Ah, abswelto ka na sa joke mo. Quits na tayo" this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along “bobo! Mas mapapakinabangan pa yata yan kaysa sayo! Meron din syang kasamang sanay sa kutsilyo” (stupid! He will be more useful than you! We also have a person who is more used in knife) the boss shivered in horror when he remember the girl with a piercing eyes and a sharp knife