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"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa. WAKAS

Pero paano? “You can speak tagalog too?” naitanong na lang ni Euphie upang hindi magduda sakaniya ang dalawa. “Well. I've been living here in the Philippines with Leonard for three years. I always think that I'm obliged to learn since it's their own language and Besides, I also think that speaking tagalog is the only way to communicate with others. So yes. I do speak tagalog. Pero kaunti lang..” sabay kindat niya.

came Bino's worried question which calmed me more down. "I'm fine, Bino. I think you should ask that question to this idiot dahil kung hindi pa kayo dumating rito, I could've castrated his balls by now." I tried to joke sabay harap sa mga ito, causing them to chuckle at that.

hindi ka ba nakakaintindi ng english sabi ko anong panga--"Hindi ko na sya pinatapos dahil sumagot na agad ako sa tanong nya. "I'm Jiroh enriquez nice to meet you riquel!"Nakangiting sagot ko, Sa wakas nakapagsalita narin ako! "So?Tutal Mag isa lang naman ako at mag isa ka lang din naman bakit hindi tayo magsamang gumala at magkwentuhan dito?"Nakangiting tanong nya pero napatameme na naman ako!!Shitt ano bang nangyayari sayo jiroh!

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

sagot ni Thalia, pero sa loob-loob niya, aminado siyang kahit papaano ay nakakamiss niya ang kakulitan ni Nathan noon. "Sige, sige. Try ko lang, ha? Anong sabi ng isda na nag-swimming nang paatras?" Napakunot-noo si Thalia. "Ano?" "Edi, ‘eh di ako!'" Sagot ni Nathan sabay tawa sa sarili niyang joke. Napailing si Thalia. "Corny mo talaga." "Pero kita ko, ngumiti ka! Ayan, gumaan na ang mood, di ba?"

Hahaha! Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Wala naman akong rason kung bakit pa. Nag-react siya ng 'haha' sa mensahe ko kahit totoo naman. Nahuhulog na ang mga mata ko para matulog, pero pagtitiyagaan ko na lang muna ito. Diego Lloyd Catamora: Anong pangalan na lang ng pinsan mo? Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Saan sa dalawa?

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.