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"Two Years. No Emotions. No Strings Attached." Emma Carter’s life is a constant battle of resilience and hard work. As an executive assistant to Adrian Steele, a billionaire playboy with a reckless streak, she’s used to managing chaos but when her aunt’s medical crisis leaves her desperate for help, Emma is forced to make an unthinkable choice. Adrian offers her a lifeline: a two-year contract marriage. No strings, no emotions, just business. For him, it’s a means to an end. For her, it’s survival. But as Emma navigates Adrian’s world of luxury and deception, she begins to see the man behind the mask, a scarred soul yearning for redemption. When lies, betrayal tears them apart, could a secret child bring them back together? Can Adrian win back the woman he walked away from? Or will Emma protect her heart and the life she’s built at all costs? Read further to unveil a story of love, betrayal, redemption, and second chances.

Lumaking hirap sa buhay ang 24 years old na si Trisha Julianna Brenzuela mula nang iwan sila ng kaniyang ina matapos mamatay ang kaniyang ama. Hindi natapos ang kaniyang pagdurusa matapos naman siyang hiwalayan at ipagpalit ng fiancé niya sa kaniyang kaibigan. Sa kadahilanan ng dagok ng buhay nang mawalan siya ng trabaho at magkasakit ang kaniyang kapatid. Ginawa niya ang lahat kahit na maging isang bayaran sa loob ng isang gabi upang makalikom lamang ng malaking halaga ng pera para sa operasyon ng kapatid niyang may autism. Sa hindi inaasahan, ang childhood enemy niyang si William na kasalukuyang CEO ng Aveedra Electronics Company, ang lalaking naka-one night stand niya at magiging boss rin niya sa trabaho. Ang siyang magiging contract husband niya nang palihim sa loob nang ilang buwan. Ngunit, nang nahulog na ang loob nila sa isa't isa, eksakto namang dumating ang fiancée nito na itinalaga ng pamilya Cervantes at Smith para sa nakaplanong arrange marriage ng dalawa ilang taon na ang nakalilipas. Paano pa maipaglalaban ng dalawa ang kanilang lihim na relasyon mula sa mga magulang ng dalawang kilalang makapangyarihang pamilya? Matapos mabigo ng mga masasamang tauhan ng pamilya Smith mula sa pagtatangka. Magbabalik si Trisha para ipakilala ang kaniyang sarili sa bagong katauhan bilang isang tunay na anak ng kilala at mayamang pamilya Del Fuego.

The Warner Sisters Sutton, Blair and Keira - Three stories in one In Bed With Her Shithead Boss - Blair comes home to find her fiancé in bed with her cousin Laura. She is determined not to let it destroy her. She is a strong capable woman. What she hadn’t planned on was drinking too much then sleeping with her boss. Roman shows her things she had never experienced before. Didn't even know she would enjoy. The next morning in the cold light of day and sober, Blair wants to pull away and call it a one-night stand. Roman has other ideas. He just doesn't want her for one night he wants her period. CEO's Runaway Mistress - When model “Audrey” discovers she’s pregnant with billionaire Luca De Santis’s baby, she’s terrified to tell him. Their eleven-month affair has been passionate but uncommitted. Before she can find the right moment, Luca brutally ends their relationship, revealing he’s engaged to a teenage heiress and cruelly accusing Audrey of trying to trap him when she reveals her pregnancy. Heartbroken and alone, Audrey vanishes, returning to her real identity as Sutton Warner. Months later, a twist of fate brings them face-to-face again when Luca acquires the tech company where Sutton works. He’s stunned to discover the truth: not only is she carrying his child, but “Audrey” never existed. She’s actually Sutton, a gifted programmer with a mind as beautiful as her face. As corporate sabotage threatens to destroy everything they’ve built, Luca and Sutton must navigate their complicated past while fighting their still-burning attraction. But with his cruel rejection still haunting her and her fierce independence at stake, can Luca convince Sutton to give him and their family a second chance before it’s too late?

She wanted an autograph. She woke up in a billionaire’s bed with no memory of how she got there. To save his reputation, Nathan Blake offers Ivy a year and half contract marriage.

18+ Explicit Content | Reader Discretion Strongly Advised | Steamy Passion Ahead. Content Warnings: This collection contains intense sexual content, endless fucking, where pain becomes pleasure and torture leads to orgasms. Everything here is unholy, the characters are broken and desperate for pleasure, the languages are explicit and the scenes are rough. If you're not familiar with dark, taboo-ish, forbidden, sexual stories, then this book isn't for you. 100 Shades of Spice is a wicked collection of erotic stories where there are no rules or boundaries to follow. Enter a world where innocence is corrupted, temptation is law, and the forbidden feels far too pleasurable to resist. From off-limits sadistic bosses to one-night-stand turned rivals, and everything taboo in between, these stories aren’t just dirty… They're deliciously dangerous. You’ll blush. You’ll squirm. You'll wish for more. And you’ll come back for more. Welcome to the fantasies you were never meant to have. Because now you do.

Matapos ang limang taong pagmamahal kay Liam, nadiskubre ni Ava ang pinakamalupit na pagtataksil—ang pakikipagrelasyon ng kanyang nobyo sa best friend nito. Wasak at pinahiya, pinili niyang magsimula muli. Sa gitna ng sakit, nagpakalunod siya sa alak at nauwi sa isang gabing puno ng init at paglimot kasama ang isang estrangherong ubod ng kisig. Kinaumagahan, iniwan niya ito, naniniwalang isa lamang iyong pagkakamali na dapat kalimutan, gaya ng kanyang nakaraan. Ngunit tila naglaro ang tadhana. Sa unang araw niya sa opisina, handa nang bumangon at magsimula, nagulat siya nang makita kung sino ang bago niyang CEO—si Kaiden, ang lalaking nakasama niya sa gabing iyon. Siya ay makapangyarihan, malamig, at bawal na bawal na mahalin. Ngunit hindi rin malimutan ni Kaiden ang babaeng minsan lang niyang nakasama. Determinado siyang hindi iyon manatiling isang alaala lang, at ngayon ay nais niya ng higit pa. Habang magkasama silang nagtatrabaho, nagiging mapanganib ang laro ng tukso at pagnanasa. Bawat sulyap, bawat lihim na damdamin ay nagbabantang mabunyag ang katotohanang pilit itinatago ni Ava. Sapagkat higit pa sa gabing iyon ang kanyang lihim, nasa sinapupunan na niya ang bunga ng kanilang kapusukan. Nahaharap siya ngayon sa pagpili: patuloy bang tatakasan ang nakaraan, o haharapin ang isang hinaharap na maaaring magpabagsak sa kanya… o kaya’y magliligtas.

Pertemuan tak sengaja nya di koridor kantor megah bernama Leonardo Group tempat seorang gadis cantik berkulit putih dengan hijab modis yang selalu membalut kepalanya mengubah seluruh jalan hidup Yasmin. Tak pernah terbayangkan olehnya, seorang nenek kaya raya yang ia temui dengan tak sengaja di kantornya itu ternyata adalah Oma Indira—wanita paling berkuasa di keluarga Leonardo. Dan sejak hari itu, Yasmin tidak lagi sekadar karyawan biasa. Ia terseret masuk ke pusaran konflik keluarga sang CEO muda, Dava Leonardo, pria dingin yang tak tersentuh, yang justru hendak dijodohkan dengannya. Pernikahan itu terjadi. Tapi dengan syarat: rahasia. Tak ada cinta, tak ada pengakuan. Hanya status tanpa makna. Namun saat Yasmin mengetahui rahasia kelam tentang perempuan yang dicintai Dava, ia dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit: menjaga rahasia demi pria yang tidak pernah mengakuinya, atau melawan demi harga dirinya sendiri. Dan ketika pernikahan hanya sebuah nama di atas kertas… bisakah cinta tumbuh di tengah luka dan kebohongan?

Sa kagustuhan kong ipamukha sa ex-boyfriend ko na kaya kong magbuntis ay nagdesisyon akong sumailalim sa isang IVF procedure pagkatapos ay sa isang surrogacy. Pero mukhang hindi kami kampi ni Lord dahil ang naiturok sa akin ay ang sample na galing sa boss kong laging galit at sinisante ako! Pero paano kung dahil sa pagkakamaling iyon ay magbago nang tuluyan ang buhay ko? Paano kung mawala sa akin ang lahat dahil tinanggap ko siya sa buhay ko? At paano kung dumating ang isang araw ay maghihiganti ako sa kanya?

"Just steal my fiancé. Seduce him. Make him love you. And then... break his heart." Halos umigtad si Rosette Valentino sa sinabi ni Juliette Mortez sa kanya. Para sa pera at sa kompanya niya, pinasya niyang magpanggap bilang secretary ng fiancé nito. Ito lang naman ang sikat na bilyonaryong si Elliot Jon Mallary. Misyon niyang nakawain ang puso nito at saktan sa huli ayon sa kasunduan nila ni Juliette. Gusto kasi nitong maghiganti sa pamamagitan niya at makasama ang lalaking gusto nito. Ngunit habang unti-unting nalalapit siya kay Elliot, napagtanto niyang nahulog na siya rito. Hanggang pareho silang nagkagusto sa isa't isa. At nakalimutan niyang nagpapanggap lang siya. Hanggang dumating ang araw na natuklasan nito ang totoo tungkol sa kanya. Matindi ang galit nito sa kanya at napagdesisyonan nitong alisin siya sa buhay nito. Makakahanap ba ng paraan si Rosette upang ipakita ang kanyang tunay na pagmamahal o tuluyan na bang mawawala ang kanilang pagkakataon sa pag-ibig?

“You’ll be my wife until I secure the inheritance. After that, we walk away from each other. Don’t worry—I’ll make sure you get your fair share.” — Walter Robles Desperate to earn a little more, Samantha agreed to her boss Walter’s unusual offer—to pretend as his girlfriend during a family event. It was supposed to be just for a day. Nothing more, nothing less. But everything changed when Walter accepted the condition his family had set: No marriage, no inheritance. Since she had something to get from the deal, Samantha agreed once again. But this time, she wasn’t stepping in as a pretend girlfriend—she was signing up to be his wife. But what happens when the lines start to blur? When emotions they shouldn’t be feeling begin to grow? When their act finally ends, what will they choose—to walk away as planned, or to hold on to something real they never meant to build?