Funny Love Quotes For Him Mga Nobela at Kwento

he complained, sniffling. “I'm not making jokes, I try to use a good sense of humor so as not to commit something stupid, I can't be impulsive, not in matters that involve you,” he said, sighing, he was containing all his anger. “That’s why I love you” she whispered. He immediately smiled. "Because love me?" He asked. “Because he's getting old and slow in bed, he used to guarantee it seven times, now it's not even three times” he scoffed, he knew it wasn't true, he was still a machine, but he was irritated to hear it. "Love it!"

He smacked my ass as I walked to get the phone and I rolled my eyes, "keep trying to make it flatter than it already is." He loved it when I made jokes about my ass and the good thing I wasn't ever going to stop. "I love you." "I love you more."

"It makes people do stupid, unimaginable things—things they wouldn’t normally do." "But isn’t that okay? If it’s in a good way?" I countered. He let out a quiet chuckle, shaking his head. "It always turns bad, eventually." I frowned. "You sound like you speak from experience." "Maybe," he said, tilting his head slightly. Then he leaned in, his eyes glinting under the dim bar light. "You see, love is like a cigarette." I blinked, caught off guard by the analogy. "What?"

Ivy suddenly laughed and looked away. "Why are you laughing? I'm dead serious when I say that I love you. It's because I mean it and I promise that nothing will ever change my love for you" Tarquin smiled and grasped her chin gently. He made her face him and then smooched her lips. Their lips made a cute sound as they separated. "I wasn't laughing because of your words but it feels so weird to hear it from you," Ivy laughed again.

He grinned, declaring, “I love you so much that if love were fire, we’d be personally responsible for global warming.” Charlie’s eyes lit up. “Ah, I love that one.” Taylor smirked, getting into it. “I love you so much that if I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, Elon Musk would be asking me for a loan.” Charlie was laughing so hard that her stomach ached. Then, as her giggles died down, she looked at Taylor with pure affection. She suggested, “Taylor, you know what I love about you the most? You make me smile.”

He protested, “Can't you see that in a parallel universe, I am a cool kid, and you are a vain jock?” I said, and he laughed, he wrapped his arm around my shoulder… “That's why I love you, sis” he sighed, and I lifted my eyebrows and waited for his jab, “Because you don't give a shit!” he finished, and I was quite pleased with his remark… I indeed did not give a shit.

I joked, making him laugh at my silly jokes. “The last time I checked I realized that you have become a joke buddy. You joke a whole lot and I cannot take it seriously anymore.” “Life isn't that hard my love. All you have to do is just comply with my jokes okay so tell me what are we doing here my love?” “We are having fun, baby.” “If we are truly having fun. Then I am so sad to tell you that you don't know how to have fun properly.” I voiced out, licking my lower lips.

Don't get me wrong, he is heavy as f**k but right now I wouldn't mind if my legs went numb under him. We break apart to get some air back into our lungs when he says I'm soft and he wouldn't mind if I smothered him with my thighs as I sat on his face. The comment was so random that I burst out laughing. " I was serious when I said I love you." he says seriously.

He said sarcastically about Divorce. "I will amend you by my love and a day will come for me where you dream for my love " she repeated her Mantra words again. Laughing!!! " Good Joke!!!! Jokes apart Try if you can," he burst out the final words. Silence occupied the room. The next day,

"Because I love you," "What?" I furrowed my forehead. "What did you say?" "I love you," he repeated, and it makes me laughs in sarcasm, while I wipe my tears. "You love me?" I scoffed. "That's off funny. So, you know how to joke right now, huh. That's cool." I sarcastically say. "I am not joking, Cali. I am telling you the truth. I love you. I still do—"