Funny Quotes For A Girlfriend Novels & Stories

I chuckled at the last word, girlfriend. “Alright, boyfriend, I am just glad that you got home safely.” – Brittany “Thanks for texting, you don’t know how happy you made boyfriend because I didn’t expect that you would text. I never thought it would happen.” - Jamie “Hm! And why is that?” – Brittany. “It’s because it’s you, the feisty lady.” – Jamie. I burst into laughter, I didn’t think I was one even when Sydney always called me that when I just arrived here.

I chuckle. “Something funny asshole?” She says through gritted teeth yet with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Oh, nothing Petal. Only, you feel a little tense and pent up, I can help you with that.” “Fuck off you jerk.” “That’s not friendly especially from my girlfriend.” “I am as much your girlfriend as Elvis is alive.” “Smile, we’re at the door. How about a kiss?” “You can kiss your ass.” That makes me throw my head back and laugh.

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”

I am sure He doesn't have to bathe an eyelash to get any of them. “You should see your face. If I had a camera with me, I would have snapped your face so you could see how funny you look trying to convince her that we were not doing anything.” He said in between laughter. I made a face at him. “Fuck off, you are so annoying. Get out of my room. I am not going out with you and I certainly do not want to know you either.” “you and your girlfriend, you both deserve each other. That's why you will never get a good girl because you are such an A-hole.” I spat so angry that he would find something as sensitive as this funny.

I said "I'm so lucky to have you as my girlfriend" "Yeah you are one lucky man Zac Malvon" I said winked at him "Even now you're still making me crazy with that eyes and that beautiful face" He smiled "Good , so you won't be able look at someone else except me" "You're weird today but I like this side of you.. Can't wait to get there cause I want to kiss you so bad right now"

I blurted immediately with a vigorous shake of my head. "Ugh! why?" She groaned in annoyance - swaying her arms demonstratively in the air as she asked. "Because I know myself and what I'll do should I get on that -- bed with you" I answered in a somewhat amused voice with a cheeky grin that only got Shelly even more pissed than calm. "And who gives a fu*k!?" She choked out in anger. "Um... my girlfriend gives a fu*k, I give a fu*k -- and you should give a fu*k too" I replied with my voice sounding almost playful than serious.

Got a joke for you Hav What does Claude leave when he has no Monet for his coffee? A bad impression lol Oh, fuck this guy! Trying to tell jokes to my girlfriend?! What's worse is I knew Haven would probably laugh at this awful, clearly Googled joke. The phone buzzed again. Hope it made you laugh ;) A winky face?! To my girl? I don't think so. Before I could comprehend what I was doing, I had deleted the texts. Oh shit. I had fucked up. I shouldn't have done that. But he was so annoying and I hated that he was trying to mack on my girlfriend.

I said. She slapped me playfully, “quit being cheesy! We’re old now.” She said. I shook my head no, “Getting old doesn’t mean that we are showing our love less to eachother. I am so thankful that I married you that day. Or else I will be always thinking about how you were.” I said. “Stop your blabbering, I know and still remember it pretty well you have a girlfriend that time!” she said and laughed. I looked at her, “Yeah I was stupid, How can I not see a clealer look, You were so beautiful and earth to, I forgot about the girlfriend. I said.

” am sorry,,but I have to say this. I love you Lisa ” He said and her eyes went wide open ” I really have a strong feelings for you,,,,” He took her hand and folded it softly ” I love you a lot,,will you be my girlfriend?? ” he asked staring into her eyes Lisa immediately shifted back,, ” I know you’re joking,,, ” She managed to smile ” That type of joke is expensive,, let’s just continue reading, okay??” She said ” Am not joking Lisa,,am telling you the truth. Am f**king serious,, ” he said and pulled her closer to himself

I was sure people were not hearing our conversation. “What?” He laughed. “You're pissed that you were not able to shoot your shot? Don’t worry. There are other women who will fall for your stupid charms. This one is mine.” He said and I saw red. “You’re not as great as you think you are.” So this was what this was all about? “She’s not a piece of meat that you can decide that she’s yours. And just to let you know, she’s mine. That’s my girlfriend over there. So, how about you back the fuck off?”