Funny Books For Adults To Read Novels & Stories

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

she replied coldly. The guy chuckled, glancing at Victor as if expecting him to join in on the joke. But Victor’s expression got hardened, his gaze was fixed on him with a warning. “Careful, Tom,” he said, his voice was calm. “You’re walking on thin ice.” Tom raised his hands in a joke, but there was a light grin on his face. “Just making conversation,” he said. “No need to be so protective.”

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

"I just had a bit of a problem with the boss at that tv station, it seems he still remembers my embarrassing face!" "What does it mean?" "He knew that I was the one making a fuss at the fashion show at the time and apparently, he didn't like me!" "What? Hahahaha...how come?" Aiden broke out laughing. The worry he previously felt, turned into a comical situation that he had not thought of. "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?" "Hahahaha...turns out there are still people who remember your embarrassingly stupid face, huh? Hahaha..." ***

Stormie ranted. Naya laughed. "What's funny?" Stormie asked annoyed. She didn't stopped laughing. "Are you dumb, I fucking asked you what's funny?" He shouted. She paused. "You are funny, for the fact that my life is so much better than yours made me laugh more." Naya said. "How will a miserable like like yours be better than mine? Is that how your level of madness reached?" Stormie asked.

I'm sure he would be lost in thought as usual but maybe this time… "I do know you re naughty but I never knew you were these naughty." Annabel, hearing those words from Mara couldn't hold her laugh. She laughed so loud that she attracted the attention of a few people and had to cover her mouth to avoid the sound of her laughter disturbing other people. "I'm serious, I never knew you were this naughty." Annabel knew her friend was moody, she knew her friend wasn't in a happy state and that's why she needed to do something funny to put a smile on her friend's face and it seemed it worked.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."