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I was quite surprised that this was his first question as most men usually wanted to know other non-trival things but he was curious about everything. As the questions kept coming I found myself divulging what felt like private secrets about my life. He was quite interested in my career and education as a nutritionist and at one point I felt as if I was being interviewing for a job. It wasn't long before he stopped throwing questions at me when he said, “I’m sorry, I'm boring you aren’t I?” For the first time in at least two years I laughed, instantly realizing that I was having a good time with someone other than Karsyn. I laughed at his question then replied, “No, I was just beginning to w

I could hear her soft chuckles on the phone. "This is not funny Sharon" . I spoke in annoyance she chuckled softly over the phone and l just kept rolling my eyes, this is one bad thing about Sharon she always makes jokes out from every serious matter. "I'm going to end this call'". I spoke in annoyance "Sorry, you know this is funny. I can't believe Grace can't remember you and you have to go through all this stress just for it, it's indeed funny". She kept on laughing loudly, I got irritated and ended the call.

Juno replied with origin without intending to dig the contents of his brain even deeper. I almost let go of my lips and burst into laughter. Nothing funny. The answer even seems strange. Weirder than yoga jokes. But what makes my stomach shake amused is juno's facial expression. Smiled broadly and then put his tongue out, satisfied with the words he made, his rudeness, Juno's face like a moron, really. "Nothing funny," I said, not entirely lying, because what made me want to laugh was not from what he said, but from juno's normally cold and cavalier facial expression to being like a man with almost extinct sanity.

Anya tells me to stop laughing as she starts to laugh again. Finally, we stop, but the smiles never leave our faces. “Whew! That was so funny!” Anya said after the short silence “Seriously?” I asked in confusion. “That’s hilarious?” “Yeah! Is it not?” “Well it is silly, but I don’t find it too funny.” “ARE YOU KIDDING! It’s silly, stupid, AND really funny!” She lets out a few giggles. I just…Smile. “Well, I’m glad I made the princess smile.” I mean that well, but her smile suddenly disappears.

he grins. Something tells me Trick does things on his own timetable and when he wants to shoot the shit, they talk all day. I wonder how I'm going to get in the apartment, but I don't want to come right out and ask. It seems forward, and I don't want to scare him off. "What does shooting the shit mean?" Riley pipes up from where she's sitting in front of me. "How can you put poo in a gun?"

If she could just show him— “Yeah, well then God has a warped sense of humor. I thought you were an angel. Sent to me in reparation for all the craziness in my life, for my good deeds and honest living. That my mother had finally got it right.” He snorted and threw up his hands. “Yeah, that’s a good one. God, she must have had a field day with this. A fucking mermaid.”

Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

What could be better then someone that makes you happy? Her Mom scowled. "Juicy, laughter don't pay my bills." She gave the little girl a pointed look. "You can fall for a man that got a little bit of money just as good as you can fall for a broke nigga. Charlie is fun, but Charlie can never be my man."

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”