Funny Books For Adults To Read Novels & Stories

"You're so damn cute sometimes, you know that?" "We are." Quill's voice was muffled from under the fabric. "Now, let's go have some fun, eh?"

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

She deadass did save my life but something in the back of my mind kept telling me that was not the reason I was agitated to meet her. "Then tell me what the fuck the reason is, you stupid brain." I yelled into my pillow, muffling the sound to the point where it almost sounded non-existent. I'm not one to play mind games, I just wanted to know the reason. Did you get the pun there? I'm so fucking funny. I know you're shaking your head thinking of what a stupid pun that was. But you know it was fucking lit. Maybe I should go into Comedy instead, I'm too funny for Urban/Realistic/Drama. Imagine my next stop being called Life of Eve: Comedy and Puns. What do you think?

safe, content, happy. A wave of laughter erupted as Brian launched into another one of his jokes, his infectious humour washing away any lingering stress. For a blissful while, the world outside ceased to exist, replaced by the joy of my shared silliness. A forgotten warmth spread through me, the simple pleasure of laughing with Brian a rediscovered treasure, thanks to the movie.

My sentences were clipped with desperation. She pushed a few buttons. "Not to worry. It appears you'll make it. You're still on the plane." She smiled up at me. “It must be your lucky day. You've been upgraded to first class, seat 3D.” She handed me back my phone. "Enjoy your flight." My lucky day. Hardly.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

It was no fun laughter but a scornful one that I found rather insulting. "Wait, what's funny?" I asked but she did not stop. It was really getting on my nerves. I mean, this was certainly that kind of laugh that would make a man's dick go flaccid during the act of intimacy. "Hailey, fucking get a grip!" I demanded. "Oh sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. Just that you're so funny." She said to me, "Funny? What is funny about an abortion?" I demanded. "You. I mean, do you think I called you here to discuss an abortion?" She demanded.

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“ Hey! It's okay! He's not mad at you.” Hannah cheered her up and Danielle nodded and smiled. “ Come on! Let's have our lunch!” Hannah encircled her hand over Danielle's arms. “ Okay. Where do you like to eat?” “ I'm going to eat on a plate, of course!” Hannah made a joke on her. Danielle laughed at how silly her friend is. “ That was funny. Silly you! Your joke is already old.” “ At least, It made us both laugh. I know a place