Funny Pokemon Cards Novels & Stories

“Who’s your fave?” “Oh, mine’s Gengar.” “Why?” Nathan shrugs. “I dunno. I guess it’s because Gengars get a bad rep for the way they look and their mischievous character. But they can be deeply loyal, too. To the right person. Also, you know when Filipino MOBA players name-call each other ‘cancer’? I don’t know why but the image of a Gengar always pops in my head when I hear that.”

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He ripped open the cellophane package, pulled out the Jokers, and tossed them aside. “No wild cards?” I had kind of been hoping they would help me out. He rolled his eyes. “No. No training wheels.” I pretended to pout as he shuffled the cards, but then I got mesmerized by his hands sorting the cards. They were so fast, and so capable… so large and powerful… He slid the deck over to me. “Cut?” “Uh… what?” “Cut the deck? Unless you’re not worried that I’m a card shark.” I took a third of the cards off the top and replaced them on the bottom. “No, I’m not. And it’s technically a card sharp.”

He thought Jermaine had ran out of cards, but it seemed otherwise. “Surprise!” exclaimed a thrilled Jermaine, looking at Jason like he was a monkey at the zoo. “Die, you fool!” Jason roared as he charged toward Jermaine with his longsword raised. Smiling sinisterly, Jermaine flung his hand and sent an entire deck of poker cards flying.

“Do you want me to kick your balls right now?!” Park immediately grinned shamelessly. “You can’t,” he teased while wiggling his brows. “Then I won’t be able to make you happy tonight.” Pete looked horrified. “You seriously have no shame.” “Of course not,” Park proudly replied. “You should take good care of my dick and balls, baby. Those are precious assets.” “Disgusting,” Ethan hissed while glaring at his brother in complete disappointment. Meanwhile, Pete looked seconds away from committing murder while Park only laughed comfortably from the couch. ****😏😊😏****

“Just get out, let people know your real face is uglier than a lion who just woke up. Not to mention your eyes that look like devil's eyes, which are really red.” A floating pillow slapped Rein's face who could only stare blankly at the mound under the blanket which now showed a messy face with traces of tears that were very pathetic. “He's not wrong, the video is fake, just a fabrication. Stop crying. You're such a crybaby to be a girl.”

“I’m a warrior Mage after all. I plan on winning!” “I’m well aware, my flower. That’s what will make it exciting though!” He exclaimed as he did something with the cards. “I’m shuffling the cards, so they get mixed up randomly. There are fifty-six cards including four jesters, one for each symbol. Those are important in another game I will teach you later on.” He shuffled the deck four more times and then placed ten cards in front of each of us. “So, this game is called ‘Piscis’. The goal of the game is to get as many pairs as you can. The cards don’t have any value in this game since the winner is decided by whoever has the most pairs.” He explained as he picked up his cards. I watched how