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The man asked me and I don't know if he was annoyed with me because I mistook him for a bartender or maybe he was just acting annoyed to make me feel nervous. "You look like my next mistake, Jake." I jokingly replied to him causing him to frown at me. Jake Andrich is also known as Jakipz, the online celebrity who's famous for his thirst trap photos, his pictures are all jack-off worthy. But Jake became more famous because of his OnlyFans account where he posts nude videos and photos. Jake Andrich was like a sex god, his body was so beautiful even if it was full of tattoos, but I think it suited him well. He is the perfect definition of the words, 'gentleman but somewhat rude' because his han

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My heart beats fast as I look for a picture where she doesn’t wear glasses. “How are you following her?” “Fake profile.” I look at him confused as he shrugs. “I made a fake profile to see what she is up to. And she has a cute friend.” He interferes with my scrolling as he adds. “But no kids, and no husband.” Fuck! I find a picture taken with her friend in a bathroom of a club. Her eyes.

I set up a throwaway email account and then get started. Username? Ana Sun. I grin and sit cross-legged in my shadowy apartment, blocking out the noise in the walls. For the first time in weeks, I’m fully awake, and it’s past midnight. Bio? Hmm. Twenty-something trophy girlfriend/slut interested in life streaming and revenge. I take a selfie flashing my middle finger, and I upload it as the profile pic. Then I have to set a subscription rate. One thousand dollars a month. Nope. There I go undervaluing myself again. Five thousand dollars a month.

Ever since she found out I was younger, she’d been acting like she was my mom or something. “Okay, done!” she said after a few minutes of battling with my phone. “You have a profile now.” She paused. Her eyes widened. “Oh wow, you already have a message!” She squealed, raising her arms dramatically. “So fast?” I frowned. “Probably because I uploaded pictures of your babies,” she said with a wicked grin. My heart skipped. “What the hell? You know they look like Leonardo! What if someone recognizes them?” “Calm down,” she waved me off. “There

And maybe a few likes. Pure research purposes. As one does. It took an hour, but I had a list of suspects. And God, I hated every single one of them. Like this guy with a private account and a profile picture of… a goldfish? pollux_420. Then there was a strange man. Justin. With perfect teeth, a beard, and one of those smug, expensive haircuts. He commented on every post Katie made the second she posted it. Probably jerking off to her selfies while sipping his matcha latte.

From Ria, the professor, Johnny and randos I know not. Having no particular use for the phone, my finger, by its own sheer will goes to Vicky's page. I- I mean, it swipes and scrolls through all his pictures. I let my eyes linger on some more than others. One of them being him posting the sluttiest picture in social media history. I know that's an exaggeration but that's how I feel. Vicky is clad in thongs, that is visible through the netty pantyhose he has on. There are fur boots on his feet that match the fur jacket on. I shamelessly save the pictures. All 13 of them.

Well, fuck. I spend the next minutes looking at their profiles, one was a high school kid, one a gay rights activist, another an 80 year old man with only a picture of his wife and dog posted, I found that cute. One was a young professor, another seemed to be a fake AI account, I keep seeing more of the likes, I almost give up until… I come across a private account, with nothing but ‘vegetarian’ in the bio, no profile pic, no further info.

I was certain he wouldn't suspect it was me. I settled on the names Ars and Zack. He won't know for sure. He'll believe I'm just one of his avid fans. I also put thought into my profile picture. I snapped a photo of my foot, focusing on the heart-shaped mole on the side of it. Of course, my profile picture isn't a foot. It's just a close-up of that mole. He had no idea I had such a mark on my foot.