Funny Cartoon Profile Picture Novels & Stories

"Sorry, but your sense of humor sucks, Zachary! Keyboard emoticons are cheesy." It didn't take ten seconds for the cell phone to vibrate again. "My bunny is so mean... No big carrots for you, so... :')" I sighed and laughed at the same time, choking. I knew he was doing it on purpose. Act in a scrotum way to distract my mind. After laughing until the pain echoed in my belly, I was impressed when I found that it had worked.

And as if I am not as annoyed as what I already am, I groaned. "Why would I do it? It's my profile! It means I will post whatever I like!" I retorted. The man, no matter how long we parted is still infuriatingly persistent! "Look at how pissed you are, Farrah. I can imagine you spitting out smoke in your nostrils and your eyes red in furiousness." He chuckles. I bit my lips and stopped myself from muttering curses and ended the call. I was about to put my phone down when I saw the picture he sent me minutes ago.

𝗥𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗻, 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱

Chapter 24.2 She was shaken by my shout so I immediately opened it to her and immediately exposed to me the reason why they were laughing earlier. "What is this?" I was just asked. "Our picture." she answered innocently. "Is this what you're laughing at?" I asked. "Yes, our faces are funny there." and Jen and Karmi laughed. "Yes, our faces there seems like we’re pooping and turned black." and the three of them laughed. I was like, what the heck.

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While tilting my head, I decided to take a photo of him secretly before I decided to post in on I*******m feed this time. Chuckling, I type my caption before thing a few seconds whether to post it or not but I still did so since the photo doesn’t show his face anyway and it don’t look like him—seeing how he is clothed. He is juts wearing a white shirt and a grey cargo shorts. I laugh when I realize that his back physique looks like he is a common fck boy from downtown. “What are you laughing at?”

Well, fuck. I spend the next minutes looking at their profiles, one was a high school kid, one a gay rights activist, another an 80 year old man with only a picture of his wife and dog posted, I found that cute. One was a young professor, another seemed to be a fake AI account, I keep seeing more of the likes, I almost give up until… I come across a private account, with nothing but ‘vegetarian’ in the bio, no profile pic, no further info.

"Baby, the second a looker like you upload a thirst trap on a hookup site, the floodgates open." I hesitated, then tapped on the message requests. My eyes widened at the sheer number of profile pictures featuring shirtless dudes—most of them taken in bathroom mirrors, some flexing, some looking like they were trying too hard to look casual about it. And then—oh, Jesus. Some had gone full send. "Ohhh, we got some dick pics," Imogen announced gleefully, squinting at my screen. “look at that one, That's a curve if I've ever seen one. Noah, why does it look like a banana"

He exclaims. Mr. Sunshine offers to show the group the photo he's taken. They look at the screen of the camera, and they can't believe what they see. The photo is a cartoon drawing, with exaggerated features and bright colors. Everyone looks so silly, and the photo is hilarious. They all burst into laughter, and the sound of joy fills the air. "I hope you like the picture, my friends!" Mr. Sunshine says, and he winks. "Would you like me to draw another one?" He asks.

His response made my smile widen. "Are you talking about Shrek, sir?" I enquired. My beaming smile was still intact on my face. "I have no idea about that cartoon's name," he replied coolly and scrutinized his gaze on my still beaming face. I was damn sure that I resemble a smiling hamster due to my chubby cheeks. "I would have never guessed that you watch cartoons," I replied him with laughter in my eyes. This was gold, this man, 'I was always serious' man over here watches the cartoon and I would have never guessed it in my entire existence.