Funny Questions To Ask People Novels & Stories

I say. The girls look at me again. “You can’t attack someone directly anymore,” I continue. “People love defending the underdog. What you do instead is ask questions.” “What kind of questions?” Amber asks. I slide my phone across the table so they can see the screen. A poll page is open. Is Hazel using Jaxon? “People answer questions without thinking,” I say. “Especially when the questions sound reasonable.” The girls exchange glances. “So we post things like that?” Chloe asks slowly.

I looked pretty decent in them, god bless face tune, and got to the questions. They were all over the place. They asked about my favourite colour, but they also put me in hypothetical dilemmas, where I had to write out a response. I don't know why, but I still took it seriously and put in my honest answers. By the time I reached question two hundred, I had completely sobered up. I fell asleep somewhere around question four hundred.

They make no sense but to be honest, I’m kinda hooked on it right now, I’d never admit that out loud though. I randomly start thinking of that “Funny” guy during a boring part of the show, “Who is that guy funny?” I ask. They look at me in utter confusion. “You mean the guy on the show?” Ellie asks pointing at the TV. I shake my head “No, the guy that lives here. He said his name is Funny.” This piques their interest even more, “Wait, you’ve been talking to a guy here?” Steph asks almost mad. I shake my head again,

I can be dangerous. A simple winky face is drawn next to it and I stifle a laugh, reminding myself to be silent. What is with the notes? Sure they’re fun, but what is the purpose? It’s not like mates need to get to know each other first, it’s blasphemous to reject them either way. But that’s what he’s doing. Underneath the silliness, both men ask a barrage of questions. If you weren’t imprisoned what would you be doing right now?

he asked the way he spoke gave out the red flag, that he was a mother fucking British man, I simply smiled when he asked that and he raised an eyebrow "Are you married?" he asked again the question somehow looked twisted, I didn't know the right answer to give, "What if he asks me about my husband's name?" I asked myself. He looked like someone who was anxious to know everything about me "no, I'm single" I replied "Alright then, I'm just going to ask some other questions aside from the ones you might be thinking in your head and if you pass them, you get the job," he said I swallowed my saliva and kept my smile, I didn't even know where this was going to lead me. He did ask me some odd quest

I sighed. He leaned back in his chair and smiled. “For you, I’m an open book.” he said. “So what do you want to know? This should be interesting.” he asked. “I don’t know how interesting it will be. While I’ve never been on a date before, I’ve seen enough movies and traveled around enough to know basic getting to know a person type questions.” I shrugged. “Yes, but what makes it interesting is that someone’s actually going to ask me questions. Not sure if you picked up on this, but most people think my brothers and I are interchangeable anatomically correct Ken dolls.” he shrugged.

a laugh tore from my throat upon the remembrance of that event. "What question?" The seriousness in her voice was something I hadn't expected but I continued anyway. "He asked me if I was a human or not," I burst into a fit of laughter," Like imagine being asked such a question in the middle of your duty by the ruler of the empire, the people who can tell someone's identity by only their smell asking you if you are actually a human,"

A lady said and they all took out chairs from nearby tables and arranged it I'm a circular form. “It's a beautiful evening, isn't it?” The first man asked. “Yeah it is.” Tanya replied. “How about we play a little game to make the evening livelier?” Another man suggested. “Okay, what type of game?” “How about we play question and answer? The loser would drink a glass of alcohol.” “What would the questions be based on?” She asked. “questions on celebrities and entertainment stuff. Don't worry. It will be fun.” Tanya frowned a bit. She really didn't know much on those topics. She found them quite boring so she didn't bother getting news on those aspects.