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He tried to tease me, which I don’t appreciate. “Do you always answered a question with another question?” This time I was full on snark towards him. He turn his head, and gave me a smirked, “Only if I don’t like the question or the one who was asking me the question.” Before I could give him my voice of reason, he raised his hand and added, “Relax! You will soon find out about it.” “Well, that’s convenient.” I said to him, and I heard the annoying chuckles from this cousin of mine, and with a gruntled, I then said, “Sometimes I do wonder, are we really related?”

he asked, and I laughed. "You're indeed a funny person,"I said, smiling broadly at him. "I know, you don't have to remind me."he said, and I laughed again. I asked him such personal questions which he asked me to my surprise and amazement. I don't know what had gotten over him that he asked my question effortlessly but it feels so good, and I love it. "I would like to ask you some questions,"I said, breaking the silence in the room. "What is it? You can go ahead,"he said.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

asked June. Alarick burst out laughing at June's question. "Why are you laughing?" "Because you're funny, June Hanson. And the answer is no,” replied Alarick. "No, or not all of them?" June asked probing. “Yes, but not all of them,” Alarick replied, whispering a little and moving closer to June. He then chuckled softly after doing so. "Gosh... You're a lot, huh?" asked June. "Of course," replied Alarick.

“Thank you for staying with us, Kath.” The game continued and it was one of the weirdest set of questions and dares I've ever encountered in my life. They would ask questions like ' do you know who invented the chalk?' or ' I dare you to act like the most popular person ever existed in this whole wide world. Weird but atleast...we're happy..

"No, I have asked 5." "Well, it feels like 100." "Because my questions make sense, you exhausted yours with stupid questions." Questions like; Have you ever thought of going blonde? What do you think about pizza? Do you smell your feet?. "I haven't exhausted my question, I have 2 more questions left." "How do you feel about death?" I asked. "Geez, are you trying to make me sad or what?" "Just answer, Creep." "Inevitable." I waited for him to add more to the known word.

"Let's play a game! " "Pffff! Another one?! That's enough game for tonight! " "Don't you want to get the answers of your questions? " "What's the rules?" " So it's a neither YES nor NO game, you know how it works ,right?" "Yes this one's easy! " "Haha! " "Why are you laughing?" "However ,there's a slightly sour note! " "Oh no! " "Oh yes ! Haaha! " "What is it then..pfffff...i'm tired if these sour notes! "

He was lost, it seemed. "What's so funny? I don't understand this. Do you mind sharing with me?" Maddox continually asked but he got no reply. He asked more questions but I failed to answer him. The more questions he asked, the more absurd the situation looked and the more absurd it looked, the more I felt the urge to laugh harder. I couldn't help it at all.

I said coyly as well. "Wait, why is your mood seem so unhappy, did something happen for you to seem down and irritated?" He asks as if he doesn't know anything. "Uhuh! That's why, I ask you to come here to clarify some things!" I raised my eyebrows in response as he burst out laughing. Is there anything funny about what I said? "Well, anything for you sweet Lauren." He answered with a smile while sipping his coffee. "Then, what turns your sweet tamable friend into a freak god of the jungle!" I asked a straightforward question just for him to blow the hot coffee in my face!