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Buong akala ni Devina ay pananagutan siya ni Valentine dahil na ‘rin sa pangako nito sa kaniya. Ngunit hindi sumipot ang lalaki, ang ama ng kaniyang mga anak. Kung kaya nag decide siya na hinding-hindi niya ipapakilala ang mga bata kay Valentine at palalabasin na patay na ang kanilang ama. Ngunit sadyang mapagbiro ang tadhana. Makalipas ang pitong taon ay dadalo siya sa kasal ng kaniyang half-sister at ang mapapangasawa nito? Walang iba kundi ang ama ng kaniyang mga anak.

I fell inlove with my same gender.. yes same gender but what makes my situation worse is that she is my Bestfriend. Takot akong masira ang pagkakaibigan namin kaya hanggat kaya ko ay tinago ko ang nararamdaman ko but my love for her never changed a bit.. Sa pagbabalik ko at kung kailan handa na kaming mahalin ang isa't isa ay siya namang dating ng trahedya na tuloyang sisira sa pagmamahalang matagal na naming tinago sa isa't isa. Will she choose to remember my existence or will choose to forget me and find a new love? My name is Shanaia Asher Mendez and here is my story..

Kagandahan at katusuhan. Iyan ang mga katangian ng isang Femella Alcantara na pinipilahan ng mga kalalakihan sa club na kaniyang pinagtatrabahuan. She knows what her assets are and she uses them to her own advantage. Kaya naman inasahan na niya ang pagdating ng isang taong tulad ni Maverick Fuentebella. He is an alpha male who hates losing. He is someone you can't win against but he found the most willing opponent in the face of the angelic Femella. He wants her and he will do everything to get her. Call it an obsession, Maverick doesn't care. He threw his reason aside and relentlessly pursue the woman. Their bodies clicked and the fire has been ignited. The temptation is proven to be too strong for them to ignore. Ito ang kanilang pinakamalaking pagkakamali. Someone gladly fell into the trap set by one of them.

Since the moment Capt. Lazaro laid eyes on Dr. Carly, he has been telling himself that she will be his. He wasted no time in courting the doctor, and they were married soon after. Nothing can compare to his feelings for Dr. Carly. However, tragedy struck when the plane he was on exploded, leaving his beloved alone. Unbeknownst to everyone, an organization wishes to silence Capt. Lazaro and will go to any length, including burying him in the pit, to do so. But, as even Dr. Carly is unaware, Capt. Lazaro is alive and well. He will emerge from the pit to reveal the organization's secret and save his beloved.

Para takasan ang obsess na ex-boyfriend sa Manila, napilitan si Erika na mamundok at bumalik sa probinsya. Pero ang wild at partygoer na heredera maikakasal naman sa nerd at boring pero may 6 pack abs na binata! Magawa kayang i-tame ng binata ang wild na dalaga? O Magawang wild ng dalaga ang isang nerd na binata?

“Even if the last droplets fall, my love for you will never fall out” ~Carlos Drake Santillan Campus' Series number 1

Buenaventura Trilogy: One Nicholas Buenaventura is a certified bachelor at halos umikot na ang buhay niya sa dalawang bagay; pera at negosyo. In short, Workaholic. Minsan na siyang nagmahal ngunit dahil sa ginawa sa kaniya ng babaeng minahal niya ay tuluyan nang nagbago ang pananaw niya sa pag-ibig. Paano kung dumating ang babaeng isa sa magpapasakit sa ulo niya? Maari kayang maibalik ang dating siya? Ang dating seryoso sa pag-ibig?

Sofia Kennedy Fontana was a CEO of Fontana Real Estate Company. She was a terror, feared and dangerous boss. Sa isang kadahilanan ay may Lupa siyang gustong angkinin na siya namang pag-aari ni Miles Blanco. She fell for him, Kennedy pity him. She end up saving the land for the man, pero paano kung inalok niya ito ng kasal at ang kabayaran ay pag ibig? He's just an ordinary guy, that's what she thought of him. She's not just a CEO but also a Princess, she also do illegal business. Will they end up of loving each other despite of the secrets they hide to each other?

Si Azrianne ang tipo ng isang babae na lahat nang naisin niya gusto niyang makuha,mapabagay man ito o tao, she has that mindset than if she can't get it by money, she will get it by her charm. "If tempting you is the only way for you to love me back,then I will"

Rimiera, an island which was surrounded by two villages,a city, and a province. The village of the ceruleans, known as the Ice Tavern, the kingdom of charmers, named Charm city, the Raven domain of colossians, where night never leaves and the province of Leviathans, also known as Levi’s forest. I am a Leviathan, they told is that we are the strongest race. In our race, I am the weakest... I have an Unseen allure, I became invisible. Father once told us that one of his children will become the strongest. I am unlike my sister, she has a Shadow allure ability, she's the only one who has that allure; usually Ravens have that skill. Anyways, months have passed in the middle of the night, when everyone was fast asleep we were attacked by Colossians and Ceruleans. In our race, my sister and I were the only ones who have fled. We thought we are safe, but we are wrong. We were chased down, my sister was killed. I continued running for my life, I promised myself if I live longer, I will protect Rimiera and punished the Colossians and Ceruleans. My tribe was almost wiped out, we were hunted because of their greed for power and also the Colossians would rule. You were salvaged by a City where everyone thought you were weak, but everything changed. Doubts were erased and soon you're carrying everything on your shoulders. To prevent another hunting season... But if they notice that I am still alive, another hunting season might happen. I will tell you my story on how I will overcome this issue, how my tribe was wiped out and how I and my friends recreate Rimiera. I am Dane, the Last Leviathan.