Bloody Full Moon
“From what I can see, you two are starting an S&M relationship.”
“S&M?”
“Oh, god, Laura, I can’t believe you lived that long without knowing that much. A relationship between a sadist and a masochist. You’re the masochist with all that ‘Kill me! Please, kill me!’ Do you know how a true sadist replies to that? NO!”
I scowl. “Your jokes are bad.”
“No, I’m quite hilarious. You have no sense of humor.” Alisa makes a hand gesture to leave that aside. “Now, tell me, how are you planning on getting this handsome stud?”