Funny Quotes From Novels Novels & Stories

he sulked. "They'll help improve your vocabulary, Derek. Novels and story books are the best of all fictional works" she said with an air of pride. "Those are for old people. You say that because you read them" he chuckled. "No. I say it because it's true" she replied. "The characters in your novels are just too funny for me" he chuckled again. "Funny? What do you have to say about the ones in your comics? Busy shouting Boom! Kpow! Kachow! and all sorts of gibberish across the pages" she protested.

I miss his smiling face already. “Because you are supposed to be too serious to be listening to music!” I answered him. “Says who?”. He asked. Good question. “Says all the novels about CEO’s and Mafia’s!”. I stated. Xander started to laugh. “Really? You are very funny, you know! Stop believing everything you see in the novels. It’s just fiction!.” Xander said when he finally stopped laughing. “Whatever!” I murmured as I turned to face the window.

“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! “ “Is he seriously quoting The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King right now?” Alex asks the table, but his mate shushes him. “I picked up on the three different Game of Thrones quotes, myself,” Lumi tells his son. “I caught one or two of those as well,” Chad says with a chuckle. “So he is quoting movies, books, and tv shows to us to what? Get us in some kind of fight

His nose flared up angrily, "What do you mean nothing? So, I listened to your lame story about a not needed redemption, coupled up with a stupid ass quote that you got from a TV series about three girls who were given a magic cookbook for nothing?" "You see, the difference between you and those little girls is that they actually think with their heads and not their anus. You're pushing 40 but you haven't learned a thing or two about life. The first thing that came to mind when I saw you on that swivel chair was an image of an imbecile. Your hands are tied even tighter than the hands of a paralyzed being. I thought by telling you that quote you may have learned something, but I was wrong. You

That was true. “Elliot was a sweet soul... He gave so much of himself to the people around him. He gave so much to me… He was young and full of life, there was never really a dull moment with Elliot around.” “He would always finds a way to inject a little bit of humor in every situation.” Elliot’s friends sitting in the back chuckled as they nodded in agreement. Lori felt relieved that they could relate. “Elliot once told me his favorite quote was from an ancient history class he took to impress a girl.”

I am teling you that the novel doesn’t make any sense. A hand touched the back of my head before I was surprised with a gentle ruffle on my hair. Dumbfounded, I turned to the back to see Izana breaking a smile at me. “Don’t worry. You are precious enough to be let alive.” His words gained a confused look from me. Huh, that’s an expression I had never seen before, be it real life or inside the novel. Was there anywhere inside the novel where Izana ever formed that gentle smile to anyone? I guess not.

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

Micheal found himself chuckling not just at the movie but at the sight of Yvonne and the kids lost in the moment. At one point, the movie featured a silly joke: “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” Jack laughed so hard he nearly toppled off the couch, while Lily clapped her hands over her mouth, giggling uncontrollably. Yvonne shook her head, biting back her own laughter, only to burst out a second later when the character tripped over his own feet in an exaggerated slow-motion fall.

His jovial attitude was jarring. Devrim thought that perhaps the Councilman was drunk, but then he remembered that Zan rarely drank at all. Something else was happening. "Pardon?" He asked. The Guardian carried on loudly, "Is it not amazing how a work of fiction can cause so much gossip! Perhaps they should have added a flying cow or a swimming chicken to make the play more believable!" Those around Zan pretended not to listen, but Devrim could clearly see the amused smiles on their faces at his words.

he insisted, sliding a plate toward me. “You’re very bossy for someone who isn’t my boss.” He grinned. “I learned from the best.” I didn’t respond to that. He would tell me stories while we ate and they were always funny. Like one time he tried to impress a girl by pretending he liked poetry. “You?” I stared at him. “Yes.” “What happened?” “I misquoted a poem.” “That’s crazy.” “She corrected me in front of everyone.” I burst out laughing. “You’re evil,” he said, pointing at me.