Funny Quotes From Novels Novels & Stories

I spoke. When his stare felt too intense for me, I went back to looking at my half-eaten food. “What’s your favourite quote?” I smirked at that one, “Kill first, die last.”

The protagonist said. "So... sorry, are you OK?" She asked. Then he gets up from his beauty sleep and says. "Yes, I am OK." "What"s wrong with you? You always talk to yourself with no shame like a crazy." She asked in wonder. "I was talking to the novelist." He said. "Are you stupid or something?" I said. "Novelist? What do you mean? Don"t just waste your life like that! Good grief I could help you back there." She said irritated

I cut in before I could stop myself, a smirk pulling at my mouth. “He's probably still rooting for that couple with amnesia and secret babies,”Nero said. “Weep not for the foolish. The book reminds us there is a time for everything, even poorly written drama.”Maxwell added. Nero turned his head slightly toward Maxwell. “Ease up on the verses nonsense, padre. This isn’t church.”He spat. Without missing a beat, “fuck you, Nero!”Maxwell shot back. The laugh ripped out of me before I could stop it. Nero just raised an eyebrow, clearly amused.

I glared at him, and he noticed it. “What?” he asked innocently but a smirk is very evident on his lips. “What’s funny?” I asked really mad. He raised a brow; amusement is in his eyes. “I am reading a funny book,” he said. My eyes went down to his book, and it was really scientific so why the hell a funny topic would be there? He’s annoying. I just rolled my eyes and walked out to find a fine book that I can read. I stopped in the history section and stared at the books and without noticing I am now smiling.

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.

For the briefest moment, Walter looked almost embarrassed. Lois nearly laughed. If someone had told her last week that Walter Ford could be embarrassed, she would've demanded proof. Yet here he was. Standing in front of her with a finished four hundred page novel and no reasonable explanation for why he'd devoured it overnight. Walter cleared his throat. "There was a line." "In the book?" He nodded. "What line?" His eyes shifted toward the rain speckled window. Away from her. Away from everything. "'The loneliest people are often the ones everyone assumes are fine.'"

Those are too sharp, too edgy for me to share. So, I flip through the pages, to find something appropriate. And something to lighten the mood. "'I came, I saw, she conquered.' The original Latin seems to have been garbled." Beth raises a hand to her mouth. Richard guffaws, slapping a hand on his knee. "Ain't that the truth." Their reaction seems a bit overplayed.... But they're trying to smooth things too.... I find another quote. "Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."

I couldn't control myself anymore and laughed hard at his face. "O...look at your face...you...you couldn't take my joke lightly...i was kidding okay... And on a serious note, i just put in action what i have read..." I confessed truly this time. "Hell you and your silly jokes...never repeat the one...actually i am surprised more on your confession as i never knew you would be reading such stuff..." He said amusingly. "I have read many adult novels. And you're saying as if you never read such stuffs" i said pouting my lips.

Then he looked back at me, "Oh." I chuckled, "Yeah." "F. Scott Fitzgerald." He started walking, "Very beautiful quote, that is." "I didn't think you'd know that it was from him." I walked beside him. "Are you secretly a lover of literature, Dean Ryan?" "Not really." He chuckled softly. "I just know a couple quotes." "Wow." I smiled. "Like?" "Um," He thought. "You can't blame gravity for falling in love." "Albert Einstein." I said and he nodded. "I'm impressed."

“Read it. Best work of literature ever.” “I thought you were joking when you said The Art of War is your favorite book,” my woman mutters as she pages through it. “The greatest victory is that which requires no battle,” Alexei quotes the book. “Sun Tzu was a wise man.” “I like the sound of that,” Anya says, a smile curving her lips. She starts to read, and Alexei leans closer, pointing out more quotes. That’s what a father should be like. Emotion wells in my chest because Alexei is a father to us all.