Funny Quotes From Novels Novels & Stories

He’s even smiling after he’s dead. Arthur looked at the man who had now left before him, then at the second floor, and in the end, at Mackenzie, who was now sitting next to him. He laughed while scowling, “Are you like what they show in fantasy novels? Like those assassins who manage to swing their blades so quickly that they can take someone’s head off without the victim realizing?” Mackenzie smiled and gently shook his head. “Everything you read in novels is lies, so you shouldn’t believe in them.”

"No women ever shot her man while he was doing dishes." ~ Author unknown. - "Everyday. I couldn't be happy if I didn't see him everyday. He is absolutely necessary to me." Lucia read a quote from The picture of Dorian Gray. She vaguely smiled, this book meant so much to her. It was the book she once shared with him, a book that later hurt her because of the character he had compared her to but she loved it now. There was not a day she didn't read it, not a day she didn't read one quote from the book to keep herself going.

He laughed, "I knew that was your expectation when I said fiction novels, a lot of people expect that but how on earth do you expect ME to read romance. How do you expect a mafia who is thirsty for revenge, to sit his ass down only for 'i love you's and 'i love you to the moon and back's. You must be shitting me.” “You should try reading one, to improve your attitude, you're too tough. Breathe! Read romance, maybe you'll start to see some light in life and stop being a nutjob.” I protested. He stared into my eyes, laughing. I laughed back. "You're such an asshole.”He said silently.

I picked up the bottle of soda. "You seem like you want to burn a hole through her ass," he quipped. I had taken a sip when I spat the liquid as a high pitched laughter escaped my lips. I quickly picked up the napkins and dabbed my lips. I looked up and saw Quinn shake his head with an amused smile. "You're really something," he said. "You're one to talk," I retorted.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

Samantha noted sarcastically, then continue. "You look like a mess, like your fictional men have failed you in some way." Nuella picked on her cutlery angry at Samantha's joke. It was clearly written on her face that she was in for no jokes, yet Samantha failed to see that. Nuella took a gentle sip from her juice then replied. l "At least my fictional men are finer and hotter than you all mafia, killers." The room went silent as Nuella's words downed on everyone, then a chuckle escaped the lips of everyone except Devine. He didn't panic and most definitely didn't look at Nuella.

Then, when they noticed the smirk on Alpha Zackery's face, they looked at each other and roared with laughter hysterically. "Your Excellency... You really nail it! He's a... a grilled hot dog... Haha... I can't... catch my breath..." Alpha Julius pointed at Alpha Cyrus and laughed. "Your Excellency... Your joke is... killing me..." Alpha Cyrus laughed so fiercely that he started to cough in tears. "Really? I thought only malt kills people." Alpha Zackery laughed out loud, with eyes gleaming with ominous sparks.

Is there anything this man cannot do? "I have no idea what you just said." I've stopped eating, and I'm completely fixated on his mouth. "It's a quote from The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas. 'Besides we are men, and after all it is our business to risk our lives.' I enjoy his books." I'm caught off guard. He fucking quotes Dumas in French. "You read?" And it happens. His head tilts back and he laughs. I can see his perfectly white teeth and the wide expanse of his neck. The reserve he controls so tightly is gone.

“What’s wrong with you two? One spacing out, the other crying like crazy?” Yvonne sniffled. “Waaah, the female lead died of cancer! Why do novels always go with car accidents, cancer, and long-lost siblings?! So annoying!” Goselle comforted her. “It’s cliché, but at least it’s better than mine. Mine’s so boring.” Then she turned to me. “What about you? You’ve been reading forever and you’re still on page two?” I closed the book. “Mine’s not good either.”

He smiled proudly. " You're right on that but not my diagnosis." I smiled. "See, there's that beautiful smile we all know and love." He pinched my cheeks. " Why don't you go for a stroll? It's a cool evening." He suggested. " No joor, I'm tired, I'm going to lay down." I yawned. " Alright champ, just do you." He quoted. " Better stop reading quotes online." I teased. " JB Soyinka, in the making." He bragged and we shared a laugh.