Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes Groucho Marx

Dad had finished half of his champagne and was relaxed now. "You know what Senator Martinez said at the last one?" Mom giggled because she already knew this story. "He said his wife told him she wanted to go somewhere expensive." He paused for effect, grinning. "So he took her to the gas station!" Dad laughed at his own joke and Mom laughed even harder. In an attempt to be like we both really get it—as it should be, Jax and I both smiled politely, obviously cause we're both playing our parts. "Oh! Or remember when Mrs. Chen said—"

Messiah ducked his head, laughing to himself. "No, I'm forty-six," he said. "Too old?" "Am I supposed to say no?" Jackson asked and I couldn't stop the laughter as I looked at Messiah's shell-shocked face. "You know, they warned me about Marct's smart mouth. Why did they leave you out?" Messiah said, clicking his tongue. "Children of today are so disrespectful to their elders. It's appalling," "Your face looks appalling, you old hag," Marct spoke up from the table. "And I don't have a smart mouth. You and your fossilized brother just don't know how to handle the truth,"

Yvroz said with a satisfied smile plastered on his lips. Zenah tsked, "What a humble beast." "Oh, that's for the compliment."He said with a smile. "Idiot! That's a sarcasm!"Zenah said loudly. Before Yvrozz could speak back, a loud laugh was heard by both of them. Turned out it was Mr. and Mrs. Quivan who was already outside, can't wait to see them that's why they come to fetch them. The Mrs. Quivan, laugh, "Did you hear that, Dear? She called him a humble beast? And she said it was a sarcasm? Damn. That was so smooth to get burned by those sarcastic words." She was laughing as she was tapping her husband's shoulder.

“You’re usually a grouch in the mornings.” “What do I have to be grouchy about?” Jackie asked. “I’m surrounded with the greatest family and friends in the world. I have a wonderful, strong, sweet, and generous hunk of a man in my life. I -” “Shit!” Trina exclaimed. “He tore that pussy up, huh?” Everyone laughed.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“Yeah, I punish her mother at least twice a day and a mate’s punishment doesn’t seem to work.” Marcella and Wesley share a look of shock. “Dad made a joke, Dad made a sex joke, Marcella calls her mate 'Snookums', Dad is agreeing with Lucy, Marcella beat the shit out of three she-wolves, and Evander is standing up to Bridget,” Wesley looks around. “You all get the world is coming to an end.” Mark and Victor laugh. “I think we can do without the Three Stooges,” Dad is amused, but serious at the same time. “You three are dismissed.”

he said, stepping forward with the confidence of someone who could somehow charm a room into submission. Cassius exhaled beside him. “Please don’t start,” he murmured, arms crossed as always. “You two are impossible,” I muttered under my breath, though the corner of my mouth betrayed a smile. Marco leaned toward me, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “He’s like this because he has no sense of humor. And I, of course, have plenty.” Cassius blinked calmly. “I have a sense of humor.” “Name one joke you’ve ever made,” Marco challenged.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"