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Claimed by the Alphas
Life’s so unfair, man.
“What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato.
“You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted.
Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.
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MAGE WARS: Sword of Solace
“Yeah I know, I don't like people ridiculing themselves and...”
“No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.”
“No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.”
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The Criminal's Alpha
She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.
"That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon."
"Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!"
"Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"
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Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far
"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe."
The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard.
After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter.
"CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!"
She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"
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Assassin of Alpha Academy
“You’re ridiculous.”
I grinned. “And yet highly effective.”
Honestly?
Worth every damn cent.
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Come Back To Me, Audrey
" Now I did not only have the last laugh ... I had the best laugh!!! 😂😂
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Stupid girl. 😂
She will play game till she's tired of it 😂
Unlock the next hilarious episode with 3k likes!! 🤩🤩
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A Secretive Deal with My Billionaire Boss
She patted the spot next to her on the couch.
"Come laugh with your old mother. The doctor said laughter is the best medicine."
"Pretty sure he prescribed actual medicine," I said but settled in beside her.
"Details, details." She waved dismissively. "Oh, this guy is hilarious. He does this bit about dating apps that'll make you cry."
I curled my legs underneath me, grateful for the distraction. The comedian on screen was in the middle of a story about a disastrous blind date.
"...so there I am, covered in spaghetti sauce, and she says, 'This isn't going to work. I'm gluten-free.'"
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REBIRTH: She Is Back To Reclaim What's Hers
They really were amused by my words.
“Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”
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Mr. Kane Got Blacklisted
eat?
"Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.'
"After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'"
Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke.
Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?"
Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious."
However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"
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THE BILLIONAIRE'S AFFAIR
“This is not funny. This is idiotic.”
Al Pacino retorts with, “He’s a tight ass! And you got your head ALL the way UP it!”
JP laughs again. Even Dominique smiles.
“Would you stop that?” Grant barks.
“Sit down! Shut up! You understand?”
Grant puts his face in his hands.
“Can I do my thing now?” I ask nicely.
Grant waves me along with one hand without looking at me. Sure. Go ahead.
I navigate to the correct page, the one where Mailin and I used to do our dueling celebrity quote battles, and hack into a private channel enabled with sound.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.
Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.
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