Funny Quotes On Age

On my birthday, my husband of five years accompanied his childhood sweetheart to celebrate her dog's birthday. Avery Simpson published a loving post: [The happiest baby in the world. Mom and Dad will be with you. I hope you're always happy.] Seeing the words "Mom and Dad", I commented a question mark with confusion. The next moment, I found myself blocked. Charles Logan called me and lashed out at me. "Why do you always have to mess things up at the worse possible time? You're worse than a dog. How despicable!" Shortly after, Avery changed her profile picture to one of her and Charles, hands intertwined. When I saw the obvious provocation, I didn't get angry like before. That's because I had already made up my mind to get a divorce.

ณ อาราเลีย นครแห่งสวนรัตติกาล ที่ซึ่ง "หัวใจแห่งอาราเลีย" พลังอำนาจที่ควบคุมทุกสรรพสิ่งถูกซุกซ่อน "ริน" เจ้าชายผู้สืบทอดพลังแห่งรัตติกาล กลับสูญเสียความทรงจำในวัยเยาว์ และถูกเลี้ยงดูโดย "ซินดิเคท" องค์กรอำมหิต ที่ซึ่งเขาได้พบกับ "มาร์คัส" ศัตรูคู่อาฆาต ผู้หมายจะทำลายล้างรินและยึดครองสวนรัตติกาล ในขณะเดียวกัน "เคล" หัวหน้าอัศวินผู้สืบทอดเจตนารมณ์แห่งบิดา มุ่งมั่นตามหาเจ้าชายผู้สาบสูญ และปกป้องสวนรัตติกาลจากภัยอันตราย โชคชะตาถักทอให้พวกเขามาพบกัน... แสงสว่างจะสามารถเอาชนะความมืดมิดได้หรือไม่? หรือความมืดจะกลืนกินทุกสิ่งจนสิ้น?

Sekar, seorang menantu muda yang awalnya tertekan tinggal serumah dengan mertuanya. Sekar tidak pernah membayangkan hidup serumah dengan mertua bisa sekompleks ini. Hari-harinya penuh tekanan, komentar sinis, dan batasan yang membuatnya merasa seperti tamu di rumah suaminya sendiri.menemukan pelarian unik di loteng rumah tua itu: sebuah radio tua yang ternyata masih bisa memancarkan siaran. Dengan suara tersembunyi dan identitas anonim, Sekar mulai menyuarakan curahan hatinya lewat siaran rahasia bertajuk "Menantu On Air". Tanpa disangka, siaran tersebut justru menjadi fenomena di kalangan ibu-ibu dan menantu se-Indonesia. Curhatan-curhatan jujur tentang hidup bersama mertua, konflik kecil yang berujung besar, hingga kisah cinta diam-diam dalam keluarga, menjadi cermin bagi banyak pendengar. Namun, sebuah telepon misterius mengungkap bahwa ada rahasia besar yang disembunyikan di balik rumah mertuanya — sesuatu yang mengubah cara Sekar memandang keluarga dan dirinya sendiri. Siaran yang awalnya jadi tempat pelarian, berubah menjadi kunci pengungkapan masa lalu. Apakah Sekar siap menerima kenyataan yang selama ini tersembunyi rapat di balik tembok rumah itu? Sekar berfikir “ada sesuatu yang disembunyikan di rumah itu,” Sekar terjebak dalam dilema antara menjaga keharmonisan keluarga atau mengungkap kebenaran ...

Two months ago, I was accidentally injured by a killer who came to assassinate my husband at home. I didn't expect there to be black magic curses on the silver dagger. On the night when my curse took effect, My partner—Alpha Alexander is celebrating his sister's birthday, his true love. When I tried to establish a spiritual connection with him,I have lost my wolf. When Emma called her father for help,He sneered coldly, his voice indifferent. "Isabella, using such a small child, are you worthy of being Luna?" "You are a little liar born of your mother, let her die if she wants to, don't bother me." He doesn't know that I'm really about to die.

Hadden's sister had merely choked on some water at the pool while she was swimming, and for that, he shoved me into the pool after tying me up. He left me with only a small hole for air that was barely an inch. He said I would have to pay double for every grievance Julia suffered. I never learned how to swim. There was nothing I could do but try my best to breathe as I sobbed and begged him to let me out. Yet all I received was a lecture. "You'll never learn if I don't teach you a lesson now." I struggled to stay afloat, but… It took five days before Hadden's anger dissipated and he put me out of my misery, but it was already too late. "I'll let you go this time, but you'd better not make the same mistake again!" I had already drowned to death.

To get rid of our pup and date with his assistant on Valentine's Day, my mate Marcus forced our injured pup to go rock climbing and poisoned him. When I rushed my dying pup to the hospital, I unexpectedly saw my mate accompanying his assistant for a prenatal checkup. Our terrified pup lay convulsing from the poison, but Marcus didn’t even care about him. "He's just an Omega. If he was a proper wolf, he'd heal instantly!" I clutched the $100 million Moonlight Blessing herb in my pocket. I accidentally found it in the forest this morning. I was planning to tell him the good news today. But now? It was time to break this five-year mate bond.

What’s worse than catching your boyfriend cheating? Falling into bed with a billionaire to get revenge… and ending up pregnant. ***** Daphne thought the worst part of her week was walking in on her boyfriend tangled up with someone else. she was wrong. The real humiliation? Facing them both the very next day at her art exhibition—with the other woman on his arm. As if curating the biggest show of her career wasn’t stressful enough, now she’s stuck smiling through the pain while her ex flaunts betrayal in front of billionaires and buyers who could make or break her future. But when her ex gets a little too smug, and the crowd watches a little too closely, Daphne makes a snap decision. She grabs the nearest man. Kisses him like she means it. And pretends she didn’t just burn every bridge behind her. Only… the man she uses to deliver her revenge? He’s pasha. Reclusive billionaire. Art-world kingmaker. And the man about to drop five million dollars at the auction. One night with him was supposed to be reckless and forgettable. It turns out to be unforgettable—for all the wrong reasons. Because weeks later, Daphne’s world tilts again. She’s pregnant. And the baby’s father is a man who’s never let anyone close… and isn’t used to losing control. Now she’s caught in a dangerous game of secrets, desire, and consequences—where love was never part of the plan, but fate has other ideas. And the closer Pasha gets, the harder it becomes to remember who used who first. He gave her one night. She gave him an heir. But what happens when the fallout costs more than they’re both willing to pay?

My mate, Kael, got killed by rogues while trying to save me. He left behind a debt of ten million and a child, not yet a year old. Out of guilt and longing for Kael, I refused the advances of many excellent werewolves and never accepted a second chance, mate. I worked endlessly to raise my child and pay off the debt. But during a business meeting at a hotel, I saw my mate—who was supposed to be dead—lying in bed with my stepsister, Lila.

[ NOW ONGOING. ] ‘I can’t wait to make you mine, Lorelei.’ I read the text with a naughty smile. That’s Leo. The man I fell in love with via chat. I thought it was dumb to love someone you’ve never met, but look at me now. ‘I can’t wait for you to rip off my underwear.’ I texted and sent. Shivers ran down my spine while waiting for his response. Sexting through casual texts has become a thing I enjoy with him now. I bit my lips as I stared at our chat, anticipating. Just then, someone barged into my room. I put my phone down like I was doing something wrong. It was my mother. She has a worried look on her face. My father and stepmother walked in holding an envelope. I stared at them confused. “Pack your things and leave. You will get married on Thursday.” My father said cruelly. My brows creased and I tried to object but he held out the papers. “You don’t have a say in this Lorelei. I already sold you out.” What is he talking about? How can he arrange my own wedding? I knew I wasn’t my father’s favourite child, but this is next level hate. “Go and live with your husband. He bought you. And darling, there’s no turning back.” My stepmom added with a smile and threw the document on my bed. I picked it up and read the first page. ‘This contract seals the marriage between Ace Salvatore and Lorelei Stanley.’ Ace Salvatore? The man rumoured to be the devil himself.... My phone made a gentle ding and I looked at it. It was Leo. Tears cascaded my eyelids. How can I marry someone when I’m in love withsomeoneelse?

I worked as a waitress in a small-town diner, but I put my husband Tom through Harvard Law School. But after he graduated, when I was eight months pregnant, he divorced with me and married my best friend, Sarah. On their wedding day, I didn't cry or make a scene. Instead, I went to work as their housekeeper. Tom thought my love made me easy to control. Sarah treated me like dirt, thinking I was born to serve. I never complained – I just prepared a surprise for them. But when their daughter was admitted to Harvard, they opened the surprise and went crazy.