Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes On Fake Friends

He stopped after sometime, with tears in his eyes and face all red from laughing at a long stretch. "Are you done with your daily dose of laughter Mr.Karwitz?" He nodded, his muscles still rumbling from left over laughter. "It's Fake." "What?" "It's Fake dating.Please hear me out." The one thing I had ever learnt about a fair business deal is that, if one is looking forward to a partnership they must always come clear to the other party about what they had in mind. Keeping secrets always blows off the plan in the long run.

“You guys are crazy, you know that, right? They all stood there, looking sad and worried but I knew it was all fake. Dramatic bitches. Ashley stepped closer, a soft smile playing on her lips “We are crazy but we are your crazy friends. I know what we did was wrong but we wanted to make sure you felt celebrated. Especially after the work you've been doing lately. I looked around and all the anger I had been feeling melted away as I looked at them and all they did for me. They were my friends, my real and supportive friends. Yes they are dramatic and crazy as hell, but they care enough to pull all this together and celebrate me on a day like this. It may be a stupid thing for them to prank me

He said with a huge smile on his face. “What’s with those fake trials?” Joel growled. “Oh that? That was just because it’s funny. Who doesn’t want to visit their ex? The flower thing though was just because I got bored of trying to think of more ideas so I gave an impossible task. Sorry about your friend though. No idea who did that one.” He winked exaggeratedly.

My frustration was quickly turning to anger as I saw the doubt and disbelief etched on their faces. But instead of trying to understand my perspective, my friends went on to dismiss my words with a string of jokes and jibes. They laughed at my supposed prank, making light of my confusion and frustration. The girl in our group made a remark about how I must be a ninja, able to disappear at will. The other guy teased me about how I had managed to trick them all into believing I was lost.

She shared her screen without a word and there I was again, kneeling and eager, lost in what I was doing. The angle even caught the exact second my lashes fluttered close and hollowed my cheeks like a desperate little whore dying to please him. I stared at the footage until my vision blurred. “I have no idea when that was taken. I’ve never even–God, Mae, I swear I’ve never seen a guy like that up close. This has to be fake. Or Knox. You know how they’ve been screwing with me,” I lied. Her expression hardened. “It doesn’t look fake. And if it’s real, why not report this to the principal or–”

"Shut up! No girl wants a nerd nowadays, they will rather come to us, the hot ones who can handle them very well in bed. Have you ever heard the sound of a hot chick before?" Others shook their heads. "You've missed. They don't sound 'ah' or 'ouch' as you always heard, they sound 'aish' in a tiny voice." He said the words so funny that others laughed along with him. Finn moved closer to them, "Why do you sound fake? And are you sure you are not sex-starved, you sounded so dry and untrue." The guy turned a glared at Finn and fired at him, "Who are you to talk here? Are we friends?"

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

My brain refused to process what was happening. “I guess you've already seen the video, huh?” He pressed his lips together while the laughter around us grew louder. “This…” My voice was getting shrill. “This is fake, right? Tell me, Gary, this is fake, right?” For a moment, Gary simply stared at me, then he burst out laughing, joining his friends. “Oh wow,” he said between laughs. “Fake?” He pushed himself off the bench and walked toward me slowly, his eyes gleaming with mockery. “You think it's fake?” he repeated.

Her love — a theatre, her soul — a stage, and I, the fool who thought it was friendship. Now I sip my tea with quiet grace, for I have learned — not all enemies wear frowns. Some wear my perfume, and borrow my smile. Such is the life of a fake friend. Beware!

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.