Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes On Fake Friends

He asked. "Cake. Stupid" I said. "we all had lunch together, then they left. Few other friends came over and at last I had amazing family time." "Wow. You can talk so much without even breathing." "Yeah. True friends care, fake friends say they will meet but then ditch us" "Common yaar I told you some things really important came up. I AM SORRY." He said holding his ears. We sat there for few minutes talking about my birthday and then decided to grab a coffee from canteen before leaving. We saw Armaan downstairs and asked him to join us.

Keep dreaming. Then she turned to the crowd, voice raised. "Did you know? This guy's completely useless. Two years together, and he didn't even dare touch me." The room burst out laughing. The live chat went feral. [This fake's not just fake—he probably can't even get it up.] [Philip, hurry it up. Get to the next part. Strip him and check if it's real.] [Not gonna lie, the fake's got a decent face. Send him my way, I'll have some fun.]

She fake-whimpered. Camille burst into laughter, Joyce joining her. When their laughter died down, Joyce stared at her friend comfortingly. "I'm sure everything will be fine, and years later we'll laugh about this. I'll say, 'Hey bestie, remember that time you got me to smuggle the General's son's sperm into prison?'" "And I'll say..." Camille sat up straight, adopting a fake accent, "'Of course, bestie, I remember. Those were the days, weren't they?'"

It does n't matter? Tell them that we are just friends, since ancient times, for example.. Your neighbor, for example?! Or.. Forget this suggestion.. He said it with sarcastic sarcasm.. I said: Why!! They are aware of almost all my friends.. they will not be deceived by this little lie! Tell them we're new friends then! This also won't work.. What? Are you having difficulty inventing an appropriate lie? You are a master at lying, well so be it.. forget the whole thing then!

“Your comfort is of the utmost importance.” Flustered, I shook my head rapidly. “No, n-no, it wasn’t that. I just… Don’t you have any f-freedom? How w-will you ever take a break?” He smiled. “I’m long passed that, Mrs Cartelli. I am far older than I appear.” “Far older?” I frowned. “Yes, closing in on fifty.” My lips pressed together. “But wouldn’t you like the opportunity to… to find a partner o-or go out with friends or a-anything else?”

“And what’s his type, exactly?” “Deep fake,” Aiden said without missing a beat. “The kind of guy who quotes fake-deep poetry but hasn’t read a book in his life.” I gave him an unimpressed look. “Yeah, like you’d ever say something nice about anyone other than yourself.” “You’ll see,” he said with a smug grin. “Just remember I said so.” We bickered through the entire meal—which, honestly, was no surprise. Still, I hated him a little less every time he made me laugh with his ridiculous comments.

“I think that we are friends. Friends that can tell each other things. Friends that don't judge. So, if, and only if, you want to tell me what you had to do. If you need to talk about it to someone to maybe begin to feel better, then just now. I will listen to you and I will not think bad of you.” He turns to me with a smile. “Are you sure?” “I mean, if you tell me that they actually made you kick a nun, I might have a few jokes at your expense, but other than calling you Kicky McGee, I wouldn't be too mean about it.” I joke, trying to put him at ease. “Kicky McGee? That's the best you can come up with? Real insulting.. That totally put me in my place.” He laughs. “Shut up!” I fake shove him

“They are my friends all right. But they are not my best friends,“ she said, grabbing a water bottle and putting it in front of me. “They are all fake. Mummy said I shouldn't be with fake friends.” “How do you know?” I questioned. “I heard them talk behind my back before,” she smiled. “What if I'm fake?” I asked suddenly. Surely she wouldn't be with me then. She thought for a while. “Maybe you will not be my friend,” she hummed. “But you are too pretty to be fake.” It seemed like a harmless thing coming out of her mouth but it made me blush nevertheless.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

My voice was shaky and cracked with the sobs that were so close to falling. I didn’t want to sound pathetic and weak, but my so-called best friend of over ten years told me that the bond I thought we shared was nothing to her, and she hated me. How else was I supposed to sound? “Exactly. It was a whole load of fun deceiving you that I actually cared for you. Made the whole best friend charade thing really enjoyable.” She giggled and let go of my face. “You know, it’s fu.cking laughable that for most of your life you couldn’t have a real friend. Poor little Olivia, too dumb to realise that she was played for years. You’re such a sad story.”