Funny Quotes On Fake Friends Novels & Stories

He is like a bad itch that won't go away, and I hate him so damn much for getting under my skin! We won't ever become friends!

She took it, swallowed it in one go, and wiped her lips with the back of her hand, eyes filled with mischief as she turned to me. "You know, I don’t think I have properly introduced you guys to my sister," she said to her friends , her voice with fake sweetness as she gestured toward me. "Everyone, meet Quinn. Though calling her my sister is a bit of a stretch. You see, she’s more like an accident that never got cleaned up." Her friends burst into laughter like she had just told the joke of the century. My heart hurt.

“The tension between you guys’re no joke. We even doubted whether you were exes or something” I scoffed, “As if I’d date him” “What’d you say?” Kyle raised an eyebrow. “Nothing.” I fake smiled. “I was just saying to myself that you’re too good for me, Kyle Miller aka Mr. Pickles” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “Don’t call me that!” “Oh, I will, mister” I smiled evilly. “Then I’ll call you Quote Schmuck too” he grinned back. “See if I care,” I flipped off my hair.

A scowl fixed on his face immediately. “what? That’s crazy!” “I said the same.” I said back like a truly worried friend, while I am even sure that he does not consider us friends. “that’s bull shit she is just my childhood friend. But why bother? When they are tired, they would stop spreading fake news.”

ucker jokes. “It’s not like that. We’re just friends”. “So you are not banging her? Can I have her number then?” “Don’t talk about her like that! And NO, she is completely off limits for you” I grind my teeth so hard that it’s a miracle they are still intact. “Wow, sorry. I was joking! Why are you so aggressive about this? Is there something wrong?” “No. I mean, I don’t know. I have to keep my distance from her, but the line is getting blurred “.

They were even so kind to place on their fake mask and ask me to join them for lunch that day, I of course was going to decline their invitation respectfully but Jamie had other plans. "She'd rather eat from the dumpster before she eats from a table with you fake ass bitches who can't see the fact that noone likes you are your personality, she has real friends there is sadly no need for more and even if there was an opening you wouldn't qualify for it so take your fake smile and friends and get out of our sight, and if you as much as take a hard breath with her less than 5ft away from you, I will give your face the makeover it fucking deserves," I have bad ass friends who aren't afraid to us

I said, laughing. “Shit I was almost on the sick and shut in list, if you would have walked any faster.” I said and we all burst out laughing. “So that's what we doing? We exaggerating now? Oh ok.” She said with a serious face but the humor was still in her eyes. “Damn Essi we haven't been in town a full day and you already committing assault and battery.” Her friend said laughing out loud. “First of all shut up, because if that were true. You just gave him ideas, I promise if I go to jail, because you giving people ideas. I would be pissed and your ass will be sleeping on somebody’s steps.” Essi said with a fake attitude.

… After I got home, I opened my phone and saw that the video had indeed blown up. It was thanks to the money Matt threw around. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have gone viral so fast. There were many comments telling me she was the heiress Wren Smith, and that I had been deceived and should get my money back. Some even messaged me directly, telling me not to be afraid. This wasn’t my fault, after all. [Dude, gather your evidence. If she dared to lie to you, you can fight back!] I was genuinely grateful to these people, but I couldn’t just say thank you.

She shook her head. “Nothing.” But she knew they wouldn’t buy it. “It’s just… just a joke I read.” “Seriously. What joke?” Justin asked, raising a challenging brow at her. Shit! She had to make up a joke really quickly. She cleared her throat. “N-not all men are annoying. Some are dead.” She faked an angelic smile on her face. “Ha-ha. That’s really funny,” Justin said, faking a laugh. Then in a more serious tone he said, “You know, technically speaking, it’s office hours. But don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as your cousin—who could fire you.”

He suddenly sounds all serious. “Oh sorry, did I interrupt something ?” I don’t want to bother him. “I am messing with you darling”. He makes this funny little laugh on the other end. “Of course I want to hear about Your day. It’s nice actually. Don't take this wrongly, but in this business, everything is so fake. People gives a fuck about each other, we just pretend to be best friends to get connection and move up”. “That sounds so.. very nice”. “Yeah it sucks, I know it. But it’s different with you. I can be.. myself. And what impressed me the most about you is how not impressed you are by me. I am just me, Lefu”.