Funny Reads

On our wedding anniversary, I ask my husband, Luke Blackburn, to buy me some fish stew. Since I'm in my first trimester, I keep vomiting every now and then due to morning sickness. Right now, I have an intense craving for fish stew. But Luke comes home empty-handed in the middle of the night. He claims that he's completely forgotten about my request. I don't say anything at all. All I notice is a strand of long hair sticking to Luke's collar that doesn't belong to me. Some time later, I see the fish stew I never got to eat in a photo that Luke's colleague, Ruby Pollard, has uploaded to her social media feed. The caption reads, "Luke ordered this dish for me. He knows that I love fish stew from this particular restaurant the most. I'm so touched by his gesture!" In the photo, I see a pair of familiar hands picking out fish bones from the meat tenderly just for Ruby.

On my fifth birthday with Zachary Murdock, I sit once again in front of a full table of cold food, just like every year before. Zachary had promised, as always, to spend the day with me. And, as always, he breaks that promise. This year, it's because his childhood sweetheart wanted to shoot a set of "artistic photos". She invited him and a few of his close buddies to be part of it. Without hesitation, he ditches me again and runs straight into her arms. At 11:00 pm, his childhood sweetheart posts a photo to her social media and sets it so that only I can see it. In the picture, four men are in nothing but black briefs and Windsor-knotted ties. They kneel around her while she is draped in sheer fabric like a goddess. The caption reads, "Some people beg for crumbs, but I own the entire bakery." I take a screenshot. Then, I send it to the girlfriends of all three of Zachary’s best buddies. If they all look down on me this much, let's hope they don't end up on their knees begging me someday.

A few weeks before our wedding, Rodney Luther's stepmother, Jessica Flaine, posts a photo on her social media. In the photo, she's wearing the wedding dress I picked out, holding a bouquet of red roses, and shyly leaning toward Rodney, asking for a kiss. The caption reads—"Dreams fulfilled." I don't call Rodney in tears or throw a fit like I used to. I simply like the post and leave a comment. "Screenshot sent to Rodney's father." Not long after, Jessica deletes the post, and Rodney's phone call follows immediately. "Ivana, you're being so petty! The rest of my days belong to you. It's only today that I'm fulfilling a small dream of Jessica's. Hurry up and explain things to my dad! "Come on, be good. I've got a gift for you." A scoff escapes me. "Rodney, do you hear me clearly? Go explain it to your father yourself!"

During the holiday, a hashtag related to honeymoon trips goes viral on social media. The topic is, "How are you planning to spend your honeymoon?" One of the threads that has the most replies reads, "I have to bring my mistress along, of course." "Wow! That's crazy. Can you teach us how to pull that off?" I frown as I scroll down the thread and find the reply. "There are a lot of poor, female backpackers these days. As long as the mistress acts pitiful enough, you can pull the wool over your wife's eyes. And just like that, a couple's haven will become a world of three. "My wife and I will be going on our honeymoon trip tomorrow. I'll give everyone live updates in this thread." Feeling disgusted, I close the thread. … The next day, my husband, Sean Clifford, and I meet a poor, female backpacker on the road. She has no car, money, or any suitcases with her. Sprawling herself across the windshield, she begs, "Can you give me a ride, sir? I have blisters all over my feet. I can't walk anymore."

Emmanuel and other angel like him lives in Celes and each of them aims to become a full fledge arcangel as a final test they had to live in mortal world for thirty days in the world of people Emmanuel met Jean. The last test is easy for him because he convinced her to embrace him. But every time he saw the girl lifeless eyes, a strange emotions arose. In his heart that seem to telling him to take of her and make her happy. At the same time he discovered a part of his past life that related to it. And when Emmanuel returned into celes in thirty days he need to choose, In his wolrd that he where belongs or in Jean's world that is part of his past life? But is he still have a place for someone like him in mortal world?

Namanya Luna, gak pake Lucinta. Lebih tepatnya Aluna Meysha Jovita. Gadis pemalas, suka mengeluh, kekanak-kanakan, berotak lemot dan ceroboh. Bukankah kekurangan seorang Luna paket komplit? Disamping itu Luna punya sosok sahabat yang mau menerima dia apa adanya, dia Athala Petro Radeyo, panggil saja Opet. Seorang cowok pintar dan pandai melakukan banyak hal yang selalu bersedia menjadi tempat Luna bercerita, bersandar dan menumpahkan segala keluh kesahnya. Berbagai konflik menghiasi kisah persahabatan mereka, titiknya ada pada saat Luna mengenal arti kata jatuh cinta yang asing dalam kamus hidupnya untuk pertama kali. Sialnya Luna menyadari ia jatuh cinta pada sahabatnya sendiri. Akankah hubungan persahabatan mereka tetap berjalan baik-baik saja? Bahkan setelah keduanya terseret dalam lingkar perasaan asing dan rumit yang kelak mungkin akan merubah segalanya, termasuk status hubungan persahabatan mereka? Happy Reading NanaPoh

After witnessing Ares' accident, Vera had felt she has the responsibility to take care of him. There's a lot of options to do, but she chose to take off the heave on her chest which was to go and look for the reasons why that accident happened and become his bodyguard, nurse and driver. She thought those were the only things she need to handle, but her Captain still demanded her to act as a fake fiancée of her friend for some reasons. Working for Ares made her more attached to him which shouldn't be happening, but will she be able to stay with Ares just like a job and finish her mission-or is her story bound to be more complicated?

Aku adalah seorang gadis yang tidak pernah diinginkan keluargaku. Orang tua dan kakak kandungku meninggalkanku 18 tahun yang lalu. Sejak kecil aku hidup di panti asuhan sampai ada pasangan yang mengadopsiku. Inilah yang membuat hidupku semakin terpuruk. Orang tua angkatku memanfaatkanku untuk segala keuntungannya. Adik angkatku merasa aku adalah pesaingnya dan berusaha membuatku hancur. Dia merebut kekasihku. Yang sayang padaku hanya kakak angkatku tetapi dia berada di luar negeri dalam waktu yang lama. sehingga tidak ada yang melindungiku. Sampai akhirnya mempertemukan aku dengan seorang pria secara tak terduga. Pria ini jatuh hati padaku dan membantuku sampai aku bertemu dengan keluarga kandungku.

This story is about two women who fell in love with each other despite of their different world and personality. Elliah is the only daughter of Mr. Romualdo Cortez, which is known as one of the richest businessman in Asia. Her mom comitted suicide when she was a kid because she found out that her husband has a mistress. Nang mailibing na ang mommy nya ay doon na nagsimulang tumira sa bahay nila ang kabit ng daddy nya. Kaya naman lumaki syang malayo ang loob sa ama. Hanggang isang araw ay nakilala nya si Andrea, sya ang nagbigay ng dahilan kay Elliah upang magpatuloy sa buhay. Ngunit nagbago rin agad ito nang mahuli nyang may lalaking karelasyon si Andrea.. Dahil sa nangyari ay natakot na syang masanay ulit na may taong nandyan para sa kanya. Sa pagdating ni Zoe sa buhay nya, matutunan kaya nya ulit na mag tiwala? O mananaig ang takot sa puso nya?

Ever read a story that made you laugh and cry hard?Jace Roger is the world's biggest flirt and has always succeeded in getting what he wanted with little to no effort at all. He just knew all the right moves and all the right words to say when it came to getting women to do what he wanted. His perfect bachelor world crashes when Ashley comes into his sights. When he is denied and given no reward for his efforts, Jace begins to fear that he has met his match. Determined to get Ashley to at least notice him, he spends every waking moment unleashing every trick in the book to get her to fall for him. In his mission of a lifetime, he begins to discover the very meaning of life and what it means to actually try and put effort in a relationship. Jace's world is turned upside down and he has no idea what to do next. Will he run for the hills in the end or will he begin enjoying her play Hard To Get?