Funny Relationship Contract Novels & Stories

Why did that feel… significant? "This isn’t dating. It’s business. Remember the contract?" "Ah yes, the sacred Fake Relationship Contract. Page 7, subsection B: “Thou shalt not catch feelings.”" Her throat went dry. He’d turned it into a joke, but the words hit harder than she wanted them to.

I don't think I need to go through with questioning task here, what if I get a an answer that ruins everything. "Look here, Claire, this is a relationship based on contract. We made deals, we viewed it as business, alright?. Now, don't get too carried away. We are still gonna get engaged, and get married, all based on a contract too, it's business, we should stick to the rules we made" I advised explanatorily. She nodded and smiled sarcastically "In a contracted relationship, kisses and jealousy shouldn't be involved as stated right from the start" Ouch! That hit a spot.

” oh so this isn't a cursory visit. “Hope you enjoyed your day. Did Adam show you around?” He asks to make small talk. “My day went well and yes, Adam did show me around,” I answered coolly. “Good! Here is a copy of the contract…” he said, pushing the folder to me. “If there is a clause you are not comfortable with you can say so.” He said leaning back in his chair. I picked up the document and nervously read through it. My eyes squinted as I read a clause that states that I am not allowed to have any relationship with the opposite for the duration of this contract, but the same doesn't apply to him.

The way he looked at me gave me chills, but I refused to show it. “I’m not going to fall in love with you,” I said, louder this time, as if saying it again would solidify the truth. “Let me make this perfectly clear: there will never be anything between us. No relationship, no friendship. And as for the contract—I’ll stick to it, but I’m done pretending to be your girlfriend. This ‘friends with benefits’ crap? It’s over. Once this project is finished, I’m leaving the company. And your penthouse? I’m moving out today.”

"We're married, Maximus. And you know we'll fight about that bow-legged woman, but you didn't tell me you were together here. If I did that to you, wouldn't you be angry?" "What, you'll go to that, Jason?" he asked angrily. "See, you're already fuming. What if you experienced what I witnessed and heard in the elevator earlier?" I countered. "We may not love each other, but while our contract is in effect, ensure you respect our relationship. You wanted this marriage, not me. Our contract should have been limited in bed, but you complicated things." "So, is it my fault? I was just thinking about you when I made that offer," he replied.

“ Is that all?” “ And most of all, it's a fake relationship so no sexual activity is involve” Jayden raised an eyebrow, smirked and pushed the contract forward “ Sure, no sexual activity” he handed a pen to lena. Lena stared at him for a while until finally she signed the contract and he did the same.

I murmured, stepping closer to Asher. “Don’t hurt my husband, okay?” I blurted out before I could stop myself. Their eyes widened, and they exchanged glances before laughing together. I looked at Asher, who bit his lip, obviously trying not to grin. "My wife, I’m so happy to hear you’re worried about me." "Of course I’m worried. You're my husband." Even if it’s just a contract for now… a year left, and I’m his employer. Still, I’ll protect him until the last day of our deal.

I gesticulated in the air in grand style and chuckled sadly but he didn't find it funny. “Hopefully her husband will work at being a better spouse then.” He said gently stroking the side of my face while holding my gaze. “Doesn't matter. It's a contract marriage. We don't need to like ourselves.” “Liking ourselves will make it bearable though, won't it?” He said gently and I nodded. “Okay then, deal.” I got up and stretched my hands to his to shake on it. But he also got up towering over me as he did. “Nah. After waking up the way we did, I think we are way past shaking in this relationship” followed with a wink, and I felt myself turn red in shame.

I nod laughing. "I want more from us. Right now you are trying to concentrate on the relationship part, the been a good partner, but I want us, the playroom, the contract." He looks at me. "Are you sure Anaya? The contract is a big thing, it will change things." I nod to him. "I know it will, but I am getting bored, this feels like the sort of relationship Georgina and Liam have, normal." He laughs nodding. "I know, I just didn't want to rush, not so soon after everything, I want you to be sure but I guess I can sort out a contract." Nodding smile, standing up I kiss him, his arms wrapping around me as he pulls me onto his lap.

I lamented, smacking my hand against my forehead. Florence laughed hysterically in a corner. She's been my best friend since childhood, and she's also single. She won't stop teasing me for coming up with this fake marriage idea. I had gathered all the guys I had previously hooked up with so they could check the contract, and I could pick the best match. However, it's quite funny that out of all the five guys I had interviewed, none of them is willing to sign the contract. Florence said it's a humorous contract, but I think it's perfect! "What! This is a rubbish contract. Isabella you're crazy!" the last guy tossed the document at me rudely and made his way out of my office.