Funny Friend Contract Novels & Stories

“I feel sorry for you. All this hate might end up choking you in your sleep.” “That is, if I don’t come for you before then.” “I will have to be a good father in your place. Gone too soon.” He mumbled, grinning from ear to ear. I scoffed, hiding the smile making its way to my face. “You are such a gross person.” “Says someone who is never appreciative of his amazing friend.” He retorted. “Anyway, I brought the contract. I am still surprised you bagged the girl all on your own.”

" I didn't get a call from anyone saying anything the only thing I received was a message telling me that I must be at the office at 8 a.m. tomorrow morning so I've got a fully packed day tomorrow where work is concerned what is this that you're saying that you signed a contract and you didn't see the clause that stated that they are allowed to be around to any team within any of the league's or any of the teams that they own? " "I've just become good friends with you and I really like hanging out with you I don't just cook for anybody else and I don't just show runners to anybody else you are a kind of special and it seems as if your new guy knows that you are special and he's willing to do

I do. I bolt up out of my chair and look at my friends. With a conviction I didn’t have earlier, I confidently reply, “We can’t mark each other until we are 30 and haven’t found our true mates. If we find our mates, this contract relationship is void and ends immediately.” A wave of heat flows off my father as his fingers tighten around his pen. I quickly look at my friends and, with my eyes, beg them to agree. Luckily, the other alphas nod and in unison say, “I agree.”

Trust the Parliament to make things difficult… I managed to look over three pages of contract terms before Felix's laughter finally died down to hiccups and snorts. "Do you want to talk about it?" The answer should have been obvious but that didn't seem to stop Felix from expressing his concern. "Wish on. That lady was a demon, end of story." Cue another round of uncontrollable laughter. Once again the dialler was placed on the desk and I flipped through a few more pages of the contract. When it was finally over, the wealthy investor lowered his voice in seriousness. "Jokes aside, what's wrong? You don't usually call me to talk about your dates."

Bianca asks, smiling sweetly at me but I just want to leave her at a desert. Friends can cause one’s high blood pressure to go up instantly. "Ladies," Blake calls for our attention. "My good friend here also loves what you have done in the past companies and what you will do in ours. I will contact the company's lawyer to draft up a contract. If it meets your expectations then welcome to the family."

It's like asking an adult why they don't want a diaper on. “I'm not going to be your fuck buddy, if that's what you're asking.” “I don't—” “You asked me out on a date, and I was thinking…you and me. The both of us with champagne on the side, a cool meal, and some jazz to top it off by the rooftop. But you instead offered me a contract. A contract to be your fuck buddy. ‘Friends with benefits’.” I said in air quotes. “It's like saying, I don't really like you, Olive, but here is what I can offer.”

I declared and he laughed. "You know you can't cancel it till a year," he said calmly with a smirk. "Well I'm on a rule-breaking spree today and I'm breaking the deal, it's off Adrios." "You're very funny West. Only I can terminate the contract and right now it's on." "Not if I post about this being fake." I threatened smirking

He showed me the contract. "It is clearly written that you are not going to leave this job for the next 2 years otherwise legal actions will be taken against you" He said while I was reading the same. "What the fudge" my eyes became wide and my mouth open. "Fudge? what is fudge?" He started laughing like a devil "It is not fudge, it is fuck....F.U.C.K. fuck....what are you a 2 years old kid?" I gritted my teeth and my fist was dying to punch his face.

He reached out and stroked my hair, but it wasn’t a caress, it was a taunt. “Tonight, im hosting a dinner for the board members. My ex fiancée will be there. You will sit at the end of the table, you will stay silent and you will watch how a real woman carries herself. If you embarrass me, I’ll move your room to the basement. Do you understand? I didn’t answer. I couldn’t. I should be scared but I wasn't. Instead, the smell of his fresh cologne made me want him closer to me and the way his lips were parted whenever he talked made me want him to talk more.

"You will never be a gangster when you are with me. Just trust me, we can work together with the song you wrote and the contract you signed to will only last for one year. After that, you are free." "But you put fuck buddies in article three clause 2.1!" Greg chuckled. "Damn, you are a songwriter, intelligent sexy woman but you don't have comprehension? Read it again, damn it," Greg continued to laugh while looking at Lorry. She read it again and finally. She felt mocked by Greg. "Sorry, I just read the bold letters. But that fuck buddies is up to me right?" "Yeah, and please, don't call yourself whore. You are different from them."