Funny Relationship Contract Novels & Stories

“ Wait, him who? Your fiancé? Shouldn't it be a good thing, I don't know, that you are in love with your own fiancé? “ Winter asks, her face frowning with confusion. So I do the dumbest thing anyone could do, break a clause in the contract I have with my boss and open my mouth to a person I hardly know, but strangely enough already consider a friend. “ It's not a real relationship, it's a relationship of convenience," I admit, completely defeated. “ Clearly there isn't, considering the way you shoved two shots of tequila down your throat and your kicked puppy dog face, there's completely no feeling at all," my sister scoffs.

How else did that bloody bastard know about him and Dennis relationship if she didn't tell him. "What are you talking about? What gossip?" "Oh! Cut the pretence woman. I know your kind. Remember this..." He gestured between them " ...Is just a contract." Her jaw ticked with annoyance and anger. So he thought of her as a gossip, she didn't need to be reminded she made the most stupid mistake of her life by agreeing to the contract. "Stay away from me and my kid." She spoke with so much anger. "Just like you said this is just a contract, I don't want you anywhere near my kid." She spat with fury and marched to her room.

"If you had someone steady in your life, we would work out the situation. But strangers are too dangerous. I can guarantee Valerie can keep a secret. She smiled. His heart stopped, paused and then went on beating. Fascinated, he waited for her next words. "No way baby," He fought for concentration ad her refusal slipped from that sexy mouth. "Pardon" "No sex for me, then no sex for you too. I don't care if Diana is a stripper or the love of your life, if am having no fun neither will you. Alex completely defeated and in no mood to argue with her agreed. She looked at him and spoke in a business manner, "I know the contract does not state our new agreement. Do you give me your word that you w

“I didn’t want her to think I was taking advantage of her friendship.” Zac leaned back slightly. “Well, for your information, the relationship is fake. We signed a contract.” Angelo’s expression darkened. “A contract?” “Yeah. It’s not a big deal.” Zac shrugged. “Once this dies down and business goes back to normal, we’ll part ways. That’s all.” Angelo let out a dry laugh, but there was no humor in it. “Not a big deal? That’s practically marriage, Zac. Everybody gets to see it.”

“Yes. By happy coincidence my lawyer saw fit to add it.” “That’s so weird…” I mutter. He takes over from reading. “Next… ‘Strictly Friends Relationship in private: Both parties agree that, outside the scope of this Agreement, they shall maintain a strictly platonic and friends-only relationship in private. This means that any romantic involvement or intimacy beyond the terms specified in this contract shall be strictly prohibited. Any deviation from the strictly platonic and friends-only relationship shall be considered a breach of this Private Agreement.’ I look at him to check his reaction and he’s staring at the paper with a look of distaste. Then he sighs and turns to me. “I’m sorry but

Nobody should get to know anything about the contract as things should remain between the two parties. I raise my eyes, finding him already staring at me. Ignoring his gaze, I read further. In the rest of the conditions, it was written that the period of this contract is for one year. During this one year, I cannot have a relationship with anyone else. We are a happy couple just in front of the world and his family and we are strangers in the room. We both cannot make a physical relationship without each other's consent. For this one year, does he literally think that I will allow him to have a physical relationship with me? Or was he drunk while putting such terms and conditions?

He had me by the throat and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. I had totally forgotten all about the contract and now my hands are tied. I sank into my seat as I felt the tears form in my eyes. ‘Why the f*ck am I crying?’ I wiped my eyes with the back of my hand and exhaled. ‘This is only for a while. The contract is to last for a year, right? You got this. You can do this, Jade.’ ‘He wants to see you break but don’t let him get to you. All you have to do is be good at your job and avoid him, you’ll be fine.’

"I'll tell you, but you have to promise me that you will answer a few questions of mine honestly as well." A goofy grin occupies his face, "I'd say shake in it, but who am I kidding right?" His humour even in this complicated time is heartwarming. I laugh a bit then begin, "You were an amazing guy to me, but of course at first you weren't, you were more of an asshole and we became rivals, but I drafted you a sex only relationship contract and you agreed to it and that was what we did until you told me you loved me and I loved you too which scared me completely. But when I let you back in you showed me much love and commitment."

“I’m saying that where we need to fake it and pretend, let’s do that. But when we’re alone, let’s maintain our actual agreement. That includes scrapping me out of your Friday fancy breakfast rituals and kissing me in public.” “That kiss met the terms of our contract,” Rue said, glancing at me briefly. “We had to pretend in front of your sister.” “And I also said when we agreed to this contract that anytime you have to make a move on me, I should consent to it,” I reminded him, folding my arms. “So let’s get things clear. Before now, we weren’t friends. We had a boss-and-employee relationship. And now we have a contractual one. Let’s stick to the terms.”