Funny Relationship Contract Novels & Stories

He gently wiped his eyes as he cleared his throat. "If I don't only have chosen to find someone for the contract, I would have already freed you, but in these circumstances, you are already linked to me, the moment I let you have my blood to save you that night, is like signing the contract." My eyebrows arched as I tried to scrutinize his words. Contract what? His blood to save me? What is he talking about? "Take this as my advance apology. " He handed me a book. As I focused my eyes on it, I can't help but widened it. I snatched it from his hands then hugged it tightly.

"Listen, Relationships are scary. It has always frightened me, honestly, but I want to give it a try with you. We'll have the typical ups and downs and on some occasions hurt each other, which is something other couples experience. But as long as I'm with you, I think I can go through it. We laugh, cry, and get angry over little things. And maybe after that, we can fall asleep together. I want what's between us to be real and not defined by some contractual agreement. Do you want to give it a try?" Evelyn hesitated and then smiled. "Hold up..." She flung the quilt off her body and sauntered gracefully naked toward her vanity. Her voluptuous butt wobbled with each stride she took, compelling

“ Wait, him who? Your fiancé? Shouldn't it be a good thing, I don't know, that you are in love with your own fiancé? “ Winter asks, her face frowning with confusion. So I do the dumbest thing anyone could do, break a clause in the contract I have with my boss and open my mouth to a person I hardly know, but strangely enough already consider a friend. “ It's not a real relationship, it's a relationship of convenience," I admit, completely defeated. “ Clearly there isn't, considering the way you shoved two shots of tequila down your throat and your kicked puppy dog face, there's completely no feeling at all," my sister scoffs.

How else did that bloody bastard know about him and Dennis relationship if she didn't tell him. "What are you talking about? What gossip?" "Oh! Cut the pretence woman. I know your kind. Remember this..." He gestured between them " ...Is just a contract." Her jaw ticked with annoyance and anger. So he thought of her as a gossip, she didn't need to be reminded she made the most stupid mistake of her life by agreeing to the contract. "Stay away from me and my kid." She spoke with so much anger. "Just like you said this is just a contract, I don't want you anywhere near my kid." She spat with fury and marched to her room.

"If you had someone steady in your life, we would work out the situation. But strangers are too dangerous. I can guarantee Valerie can keep a secret. She smiled. His heart stopped, paused and then went on beating. Fascinated, he waited for her next words. "No way baby," He fought for concentration ad her refusal slipped from that sexy mouth. "Pardon" "No sex for me, then no sex for you too. I don't care if Diana is a stripper or the love of your life, if am having no fun neither will you. Alex completely defeated and in no mood to argue with her agreed. She looked at him and spoke in a business manner, "I know the contract does not state our new agreement. Do you give me your word that you w

She did not want Alethea going around with a wrong impression of the situation so she would know all that was going on. "Why were you too shy to do so?" she said teasingly. "It's not because I was shy but because there was no context of undying love for each other, this is purely a contract relationship" "But you do like him? If I am not mistaken you love him, have had a crush on him for the longest time ever" she said with a head tilt. "I don't know what you mean but this is a contract relationship" "But what is the purpose of the contract?" "It will keep us in place, help us keep the emotions out of it, we know it's a pure business relationship"

“I didn’t want her to think I was taking advantage of her friendship.” Zac leaned back slightly. “Well, for your information, the relationship is fake. We signed a contract.” Angelo’s expression darkened. “A contract?” “Yeah. It’s not a big deal.” Zac shrugged. “Once this dies down and business goes back to normal, we’ll part ways. That’s all.” Angelo let out a dry laugh, but there was no humor in it. “Not a big deal? That’s practically marriage, Zac. Everybody gets to see it.”

“Yes. By happy coincidence my lawyer saw fit to add it.” “That’s so weird…” I mutter. He takes over from reading. “Next… ‘Strictly Friends Relationship in private: Both parties agree that, outside the scope of this Agreement, they shall maintain a strictly platonic and friends-only relationship in private. This means that any romantic involvement or intimacy beyond the terms specified in this contract shall be strictly prohibited. Any deviation from the strictly platonic and friends-only relationship shall be considered a breach of this Private Agreement.’ I look at him to check his reaction and he’s staring at the paper with a look of distaste. Then he sighs and turns to me. “I’m sorry but

He had me by the throat and there was absolutely nothing I could do about it. I had totally forgotten all about the contract and now my hands are tied. I sank into my seat as I felt the tears form in my eyes. ‘Why the f*ck am I crying?’ I wiped my eyes with the back of my hand and exhaled. ‘This is only for a while. The contract is to last for a year, right? You got this. You can do this, Jade.’ ‘He wants to see you break but don’t let him get to you. All you have to do is be good at your job and avoid him, you’ll be fine.’

"I'll tell you, but you have to promise me that you will answer a few questions of mine honestly as well." A goofy grin occupies his face, "I'd say shake in it, but who am I kidding right?" His humour even in this complicated time is heartwarming. I laugh a bit then begin, "You were an amazing guy to me, but of course at first you weren't, you were more of an asshole and we became rivals, but I drafted you a sex only relationship contract and you agreed to it and that was what we did until you told me you loved me and I loved you too which scared me completely. But when I let you back in you showed me much love and commitment."