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Clay Nikolaidis: I don't know why everyone's so worried about me. I'm happy being single. H-A-P-P-Y, Happy. I don't understand why my twin sister thought her getting married and having my niece and nephew meant I felt left behind. Least of all, to the point that she decided I needed a dog… It’s a joke. She gave me a corgi and said he’s my new wingman. of a wingman, I've been striking out, and worse, just got evicted from my apartment. Now I'm staying at my cousin's place till I find a new one. This dog owes me. Xenia Rosario: I've loved everything about living in the Big Apple. Everything but my apartment seems to be big here. Shoebox apartment aside, I just became the owner of Tinkerbell, a therapy training dropout. Trust me when I say her name is meant to be ironic. She's bigger than me. This is probably how I got dragged through the park, and if I ever find the owner of that tiny dog who scared Tink, I'm giving them a piece of my mind. This is a standalone story but is the fifth book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

Despite of being cold and cranky, Levi cares a lot. The unexplainable ability of him to lucid dream helped him to discover how and why people committed suicide. However, he didn’t expect that he would be using his gift to know the reasons behind why his friends and loved ones took away their own lives. The aftermath of it is slowly killing him—he must be saved.

Erangan silih berganti terdengar dari balik pintu kamar perempuan bernama Cersey Avriana. Dia adalah seseorang yang kini telah hadir dalam rumah tangga Dyandra Saraswati dan Arka Hasbyan. Lenguhan panjang sang lelaki mengucap berbagai kalimat panas nyata terdengar langsung di telinga sang istri. Dyandra hafal kebiasan suaminya yang juga sering mengucapkan hal sama persis kepada dirinya saat mereka sedang bercinta, terutama saat hendak mencapai klimaks. Nafas Dyandra tersengal-sengal. Ia dalam kondisi shock. Matanya terbelalak. Kaki mulai terasa lemas dan berat untuk melangkah. Bahkan, tulang-tulang seolah tidak mampu lagi menopang berat badannya. Sementara itu, ia harus segera kembali ke kamar tidur lalu berpura-pura seakan ini semua tidak terjadi. Terlalu lama berada di luar kamar akan semakin meningkatkan resiko Arka mengetahui keberadaannya malam ini. Semua dilakukan hanya demi menimang seorang bayi mungil dari  Cersey, sang wanita penyedia rahim untuk disewakan. Mampukah seorang istri seperti Dyandra melewati badai pengkhianatan seperti ini? Benarkah seorang bayi bisa merekatkan semuanya? Atau, justru menghancurkan segalanya? Kadang Dyandra berpikir .... "Apakah seorang wanita yang tidak sempurna seperti aku berhak untuk bahagia?"

Story 18+ "Kenapa kita harus begini?!!!" bentak Kejora sambil bercucuran air mata memandangi satu pria yang terduduk menunduk. Yang dituju pun diam seribu bahasa. Akibat ketidaktahuan mereka berdua, cucu Adam dan Hawa itu pun melakukan hal yang dilarang. Percintaan sedarah. Berawal dari Kejora yang dibujuk untuk mencari pendamping hidup, dia pun membuka aplikasi dating yang tengah marak-maraknya saat ini. Sudah beberapa pria ditemuinya namun, tidak ada yang dia sukai atau menarik hatinya secuil pun. Sampai dia menemukan satu pria yang memberinya love muncul di pemberitahuannya. Awal mula yang manis bagi Kejora dan Andromeda yang sama-sama sedang mencari pasangan. Dimabuk asmara sekaligus hasrat membara menyelimuti keduanya. Mereka tak tahu kalau mereka adalah kakak beradik yang terpisah akibat keegoisan kedua orangtuanya yang bercerai. Terlibat cinta sedarah sampai melakukan hubungan terlarang sudah dilakoninya. Saat kedua orangtuanya mempertemukannya satu sama lain, saat itu juga mereka menjadi piring yang terjatuh di lantai, pecah berserakan dengan hati yang luka. Bagaimana kisah cinta yang sudah mereka miliki?

"Tolong biarkan aku pergi, jangan bunuh aku kumohon" pinta Rayna dengan sendu. Axel dengan wajah datar dan sikap dinginnya hanya menatap Rayna tajam untuk sesaat. "Apa kau benar ingin tetap hidup?" tanya Axel dengan dingin. "Ya, ya apapun akan kulakukan asal kau membiarkanku tetap hidup" kata Rayna dengan bernafas lega. Ada secercah harapan dalam dirinya. "Menikahlah denganku" kata Axel dengan ringan tanpa beban sedikitpun. Rayna menatap Axel tidak percaya, bagaimana mungkin bisa terlontar kalimat itu dari bibir pria yang baru ditemuinya. Rayna seorang dokter bedah profesional harus terlibat dengan Axel yang merupakan seorang mafia pembunuh bayaran. Karena kesalahpahaman mengharuskan rayna harus menikah dengan Axel demi untuk menyelamatkan nyawanya dan kakaknya, satu-satunya keluarga yang dia miliki. Bagaimanakah kehidupan Rayna setela jih menikah dengan Axel? Akankah cinta bersemi diantara mereka dengan perbedaan yang mereka miliki? Ikuti perjalanan sang dokter dan mafia...

Reese: I know all too well the sting of heartbreak and rejection. Not a lot of men can handle a woman of my stature. I only hope that love is out there. When I agreed to meet up with my Frost cousins and their kids for a Christmas event after another breakup, I didn't expect sparks to fly with their friend Don Hunter. Don: I was surprised to be invited by my coworker Darius Frost to join his family and friends at the holiday lights at the park. It's not like I have family in the area, and I'm self-aware enough to know I wouldn't have some hot date. So why is the gorgeous Reese Nikolaidis giving me the time of day? It has to be a joke because she is out of my league. This is a standalone story but is the four book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

Ava, is a woman with big ambitions who will do her best to get them. She is capable of sacrificing anything, including the one she loves. Because of her dream, Ava had to leave. Harris is a man who is unconcerned about his own life. Everyday he will get drunk, as well as play with the hearts of the women he'll meet. When he met Ava, everything changed. He transformed into a decent man for Ava. Misty, on the other hand, is an obsessed hopeless romantic. Envy-filled woman, she was consumed by rage, allowing her to accomplish anything she wanted. Regardless of what will happen, she will do anything to make Ava miserable. Will Harris love be strong enough to wait Ava's return? Will they return to each other's arms when the right time comes? After everything Ava had to sacrifice, can she still choose to be with Harris?

[Mandiri itu berdiri di atas kaki sendiri, ya. Bukan malak saudara sendiri!] Demi Allah, sebagai sesama anak sulung, aku dan Mas Farhan ikhlas menanggung kehidupan adik-adik kami selama ini. Dari makan sampai pendidikan mereka. Namun, pengorbanan kami ini sepertinya tidak dianggap sama sekali saat keadaan ekonomi kami berbalik. Sakitnya lagi, adik dan adik ipar kami itu membalas pesan kami dengan nyinyir, baik di whatsapp dan di facebook. Tapi, aku tahu kami harus bangkit untuk membuktikan kami bukan tipe yang akan memalak saudara kami sendiri, seperti tuduhan kejam itu.

When Elizabeth Walter gets fired from work, getting home to meet her boyfriend molded to the thighs of another lady, screaming her brains out against the wall, all hell, let's loose. Her once upon a fairytale life is shattered. Having loads of loans to pay back, Elizabeth's once 'alright' life becomes a disaster until she met him. The one whose name strikes fear into the heart of others Zane Creed. A workaholic with no social life, he needs a date for a business dinner. She needs the money for the next day. Just when Elizabeth's love life gets trampled on, A tall manly blue-eyed demon comes crashing in, making Elizabeth cream her thongs with just a look. Elizabeth might just be getting more than she bargained for when she becomes 'The Escort.'

“She's rich, he's a bad boy, a burglar. She's submissive, he's tractable. She's caged, he's wild. She yearns for freedom, his life is adventurous. As the tale says "Opposite attracts!" But then there's this rich man who's overly obsessed with the innocent heiress. A sweet, romantic, funny story filled with lots of action and love but with dark side, abuse and Dark Romance.” 18+ Hot Steamy scenes!