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"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

I was straight up confused at the sudden reaction, and after it continued for a few seconds, I got annoyed and even more pissed off than before. Just what exactly could be so funny that he'd laugh in such a way, huh? Does he think I'm a joke or what? I couldn't help but show the anger on my face as his laughter continued, I really wished he could just choke right there, and maybe you know… die. I mean, that certainly won't be bad news for me, he'd be off my sister and also off my back too. “And just what is so funny, Mickey, care to say ?” I asked in a sarcastic tone.

I gave a fake smile " actually no ask your diddly opinion '' I gave her a sarcastic smile . " I -'' before she could open her guttermouth I spoke again . " You Somewhere out there, there's a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologise for it . " " Such a waste " I made a tak tak sound . Herl cheek heat up in embarrassment " How dare you talk to me like that " she said slamming her hand on the table. " HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT , YOU ##### GOOD FOR NOTHING ###### " her furious eyes and stingy mouth hurl the insult at me .

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

he said in a confidence. "Ah ah ah.” A sarcastic laughter was heard from Lucy, she continued. “Yes, you are what people said you are." Lucy said and she removed her hat, she laughed and continued. “You miss me.” She said sarcastically.

I say without emotion in my voice. “You will like. "I think so," I say sarcastically.

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"