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“Oh, it’s not nonsense. You’ve got it written all over you. That whole ‘I’m trying to act like things don't affect me , but everyone can tell’ vibe? Yeah, it’s loud.” “Wow,” I deadpanned. “Your people skills are truly next-level. Have you considered motivational speaking?” “Thought about it,” he replied, completely unbothered. “But I’d probably have to work with people who don’t throw my sarcasm back at me. Where’s the fun in that?” I groaned, throwing my hands up. “Why are you like this?” “Family trait,” he said with , gesturing vaguely toward the kitchen. “Grandma bakes cookies, I specialize in charming sarcasm for beautiful ladies. We all have our roles.”

"Mr. Sterling shows Maeve a level of care and respect you will clearly never understand." "Papa, don't," I said, gently touching my father's arm. "There's no need to explain anything to him." I turned to Rhys. "Rhys, don't bring up that childhood betrothal again. It was just a joke made by the dons over drinks. It was never real." "Those were your words. Are you taking them back now?" Rhys opened his mouth, but no words came out. "The answer should be obvious," I said, standing up. "It was a joke then, so let's not pretend it's serious now."

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

Later, I heard him try to suppress his laughter, which made me even more upset. Go ahead, laugh all you want. Do you think I've forgotten all the things you've done to annoy me? Do you think I've forgotten what you said to that guy earlier about being your wife and pregnant? Keep laughing because you'll have your time with me. Those were the only words that went through my mind as I looked at him struggling to hold back his laughter. His face was turning red, and I couldn't help but grimace. "You know, why don't you laugh out loud, it's dangerous because it might come out of your butt," sarcastic as it was before it was left.

He said sarcastically that made my eyes roll in disgust. "You and your hypercritical insights. What can I expect from you?" I uttered sardonically. "I would prefer your insults to saying things I don't mean to." Now I turned out to be a liar. Damn this brute! Why did I even tell him about that? "Believe what will satisfy your mind. I don't care what you think of me anyway." I snapped.

Another round of grumble blessed my ears and when the complaining words ended with that tone of annoyance mixed with sarcasm, I cracked up again and harder. “Emotional and you?? Good joke.” I laughed while holding my stomach. “Haha, very funny…” sarcasm dropped off the words as N spoke. “I know, right!!” I teased, breathing between the good laugh I have Suddenly a thought surrounded my mind and I couldn’t help but smile only at some memories that were similar to this and certainly were the best of the times of my life. Remembering the good old days when such banter was more often… when laughing and jesting was the most common thing between us. I was pulled out of our halcyon memories when N

"Oh screw you, I ain't that damn old." "Can we concentrate on why you're actually here?" Charity's dry tone cuts through the three of us. The bad thing about our family is when we're nervous we bitch, we argue, we make sarcastic comments to one another that could be construed as not taking things seriously. It's the way we've been since we were little. You don't go to bed angry and not figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn't make you want to kill yourself. I've been cultivating my sarcasm from a very early age.

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

“You just attacked his men. That’s not exactly what allies do to each other.” He purses his lips thoughtfully. “Isn’t it? I had no idea!” I roll my eyes. “You know, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…” He grins wider. “Oh, but that quote is incomplete. Oscar Wilde actually said ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.’” I scowl. “It doesn’t change the fact that it’s not nice. It’s self-serving.” “How so?” I take a deep breath, eager to talk and distract him so he won’t decide something uncool. Like hurt me, for one. I need to stay alive until Kaan finds me. “It aims to belittle the other person and make the one who uses it feel superior.”

she says sarcastically. Fuck.