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I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

I could have done that back home in the apartment and not wasted time and effort making myself look red carpet ready just to stare at a hotel room walls. ‘That’s what friends do … they talk to one another. It’s supposed to be nice.’ It’s a slight eyebrow raise and another oddly happy smile and I just hit the sarcastic giggles. Ridiculous ‘are you mad’ sort of manic laughter that makes me wonder about my own sanity. He’s not amusing, he’s deluded! He brings out the absolute worst in me sometimes.

she asks angrily. "You are concerned about walking,instead of being concerned about dying" I asked her, chuckling at the irony of the whole matter. "This is too far a walk for me, you should have at least found a way to tell me" she insisted on complaining "It's not like you can not improvise means to go back" I said sarcastically. She gave me a look of disgust for my uncalled for joke. I guess it left a bad taste in her mouth because she spit and rolled her eyes.The tongue click that followed sounded like someone snapped a bone.

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

said asshole remarks as he comes up to us. Asshole. “Can you?” I ask sarcastically. “Hmm.” “Well, polite company would suggest that you pretend not to have heard.” “First of all,” he responds. “You are not polite company and secondly, even if you were, I wouldn't care.” “Asshole.” “Dick.” “Mosquito.” “Mutt.” Ouch That is fair. I literally walked into the one. “Such mature men, you two are,” Lucas snarks at us from his position, eyes closed in exhaustion.

I wanted to leave rather than listen to his nonsense because I might not be able to stop myself from saying shit to him, but I can’t take it anymore! “Oh, really mister CEO?” I said with an exaggerated exhale. “Too bad, I don’t like employers who are a fool of themselves, too.” I shouted. “You think the world revolves around you? Just because you own the company, doesn’t mean you could wrap all your employees around your fingers. You know what? I think your employees are working here and taking all your shits just because they really need money!” I paused to allow air to enter my lungs before I resumed. “For them to put up with this?” I spread my arms. “Oh, they might really need money.” I s

Sofia ranted out angrily “I laughed out, better you say, What an idiot, how dare you compare ME to that piece of trash” “A man with no goal, if he is given the chance a million times again he is going to sell you out without blinking an eye” I said sarcastically “And you think I am that dumb to choose him, I was fooled once but not anymore” Sofia rumbled “Are you any better thou, you need to give respect to whom its worth” She ranted on Not treating everyone as if we are behind your mystery, even if you were hurt, learn to let go Sofia hollered at me

I threatened but he knew I wasn’t that serious and at the same time, he knew I wasn’t joking about it. There are two different meanings to it. “Fine. You are one funny man to be around, aren’t you?” He said sarcastically but I said nothing. “While looking into the woman like you’d asked the last time you ever picked up your phone to call me, I found something rather interesting and thought you would be excited to know about it.” He started and just like he said I’m one impatient man. “Spit it out, Kirk.” I snapped. He glared at me but I heard him mumble something like ‘crazy man!’ underneath his breath.

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"