Funny Sayings Sarcastic Quotes Novels & Stories

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

His words hung in the air, causing a swirl of conflicting emotions within me. I laughed nervously, trying to hide the vulnerability that his words had stirred within me. "Yeah, in just a few hours, I have made you feel more alive and loved than anyone else ever has," I said sarcastically, a bitter tone creeping into my voice. The truth was, his words touched a raw nerve, reminding me of past disappointments and broken promises.

"I don't actually accept jokes." I bit the insides of my cheeks out of shame. This is so annoying yet embarrassing at the same time. I mean, I meant what I said lately and he should take it as a joke! He knows that that is a flirty sentence yet he acts like he does not get any sarcasm. I would like to punch him right away in his face. How can I do so anyway? I let out an exaggerating sigh and I almost massage my temple. "I am sarcastic for Pete's sake," I said in monotone, almost a whisper but I made sure that he can hear me say that.

“I like it better than your baby talking” “Really?! Do you like it whenever I’m loud and proud? I mean… that’s the real me anyway and thanks for appreciating” “I am not appreciating you, you’re assuming” “You already said it and you cannot change that” “You’re childish” “Only with people that I want to get attention with” “And annoying” “I like to annoy you” “You’re pissing me off” “You look cool when outpatient” “Really?” I sarcastically asked but the next thing he did stun me.

I mutter under my breath and he growls loudly . " If I'm making an effort shouldn't you make one as well ? " He seethes . " What did I do ? " I defend . " Your words . You provoke me . " He says as a matter of fact and I laugh almost hysterically . " It's not my fault that you can't take sarcasm . Aren't you capable of noticing intonations ? " I mock . " No , I cannot . As wolves we say exactly what we mean with no underneath intentions . " he hits back .

she mockingly said. I looked at her, mad and annoyed. “Stop talking nonsense, Veronica,” I said and glared at her. “Have some shame, Veronica. She’s a kid. Spare her,” I didn’t hide the anger in my tone. Instead of stopping, she just laughed. “Do you think I’m stupid?” she said, still smiling and laughing. I rolled my eyes at her. “I know you’re not, Veronica, so stop acting like a stupid person,” I sarcastically said.

"Nice is the nice way to say boring." There he was again, attacking. "Guess we're fitting then. And no. Nice as in you can talk to him. He knows how to listen. And- and he's funny too." "I'm funny." I huffed. "Not really." his eyebrows shot up at my disagreement and I couldn't help a small laugh. "Sarcastic? Yes. But you're not funny, are you?" "If you mean I'm not a clown, then you're right. I'm not." he grumbled and now was my turn to roll my eyes at his grimacing expression.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

We caught eyes and he nodded to me and I returned the nod. "Hungry?" Eli asked Hampson who shook his head. "You need to eat, man." "I will," Hampson muttered and waved his hand dismissively. "Make sure you do," Eli warned. "Wow, who knew you had emotions," I said sarcastically. Eli rolled his eyes. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," he said. "Does it look like I give a shit?" I said and shrugged my shoulders. "Obviously not," Emma murmured, looking me up and down, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!