Funny Senior Pranks Novels & Stories

Grandpa says. "Huh. Like you stopped pranking." Grandma says in sarcastic tone. "I think I said he will realize he is not good at pranks. I never said he should stop. There is difference old lady." Grandpa also says in sarcastic tone. "Well looks like this old lady will have to sleep alone in her room today." Grandma says and starts walking faster. Grandpa chases after saying sorry. I start to smile at their fight which is very common for me to see but I hide that smile as I have audience.

we headed toward the bathroom. However, the little guy struggled to keep up, flailing his short legs in an effort to match my pace, creating a comically cute scene. I seemed to grow a bit impatient and simply lifted Jimmy by the scruff of his neck, striding forward with long strides. Unbeknownst to me, the little prank was in motion. I intended to just drop the kid off in the bathroom and leave, but worried that Jimmy might get lost on his way back, I stood at the door, patiently waiting. Suddenly, I noticed that everyone passing by was pointing at me, some even covering their noses with strange expressions as they walked around me. At that moment, a waiter approached and said to me, "Sir,

My heart hammered in my chest and my lips divided, having little space in between. He started laughing. "Man, look at your expression" He shook his head "I was just messing with you!" I cleared my throat. I can't feel the humour in the prank he just pulled, I felt embarrassed instead, my cheeks warming up. I grabbed the spoon quickly, scooped some soup into it and brought it close to his lips. He glanced down at the spoon, scrunching up his face "Wait, you wanna feed me? how old do you think I am, three?"

His dark, broody features suit his black leather jacket and the tattoos creeping up his neck and adorning his hands. “You know very well how they are,” Mike grumbles without looking up. “You already asked me three times this morning.” There’s a chorus of laughter around the table before Scarlet cuts it off by raising her slim, surprisingly unwrinkled hand. “First of all, I wanted to say that it’s humor a senior citizen day today, so if you could all give me the benefit of the doubt….” She looks right at me. I’m pretty sure there is no such day, but who knows? The world has so many wonky days invented that it could be true. “It would be appreciated. Secondly, it does this old fart of a heart

Unless this fish becomes the latter purpose of the party. “That was nothing, director. I just did what I needed to do.” As usual he sounds, Primo responded to the old man which resulted in the escape of laughter from the latter’s mouth. Instead of telling the truth, businessmen like him tend to appeal more to the other to dig deeper on his softest spot. “Exactly, exactly!” The laughter from the old man’s mouth then slowly dissipated as his face took a transition to a serious one. “So, who is it? Who dared to ruin my party twice?” as well as the voice, Director Kauffman shifted to the state of seriousness.

I break into a loud laughter and can’t run when he comes for me. “That. Is. Very. Immature. Unfunny and NOT luna like,” he seethes. I almost piss myself laughing. I desperately try to get some words out but I can't, Aminta is of no help either. I loud growl resonates in my head, Gunther also does not see the humour of our prank. “Oh, hush it you cranky pup,” Aminta barks out, “We were to leave early but you overslept. So we get to wake you up any way we see fit.”

computers. “Damsel, you resemble a curious kitten. Is this your first time here?” an old man with a pot belly inquired, but I ignored him. He was a senior citizen who looked to be in his fifties. He should be at home caring for his grandchildren, but instead, he is flirting with a young adult who has only recently reached adulthood. “Yeah, it is my first time here,” I responded emotionlessly, and he seemed. He picked up a knife from the drink tray and repeatedly clicked it into his wine glass to draw the attention of the others present.

But knowing that we were not alone in this whe began our trek up the stairs still laughing about some of things we could order for others in the compound to embarrass them. “I still say a blow up sex sheep for Antony will be the top. Just think about it. They have to open all packages at the gate to check them. Then they have to deliver it during the mail call at dinner. Can you see the look on all their faces when they hand over the blow up sex sheep.” I said really getting into the game of pranking some of the guys. It has been so tense here lately. Having a few laughs and jokes may be just what the doctor orders.

the old man greeted him with a wink. Navi unexpectedly burst out laughing. As he thought, all of this is part of another stupid prank. “Okay, okay you got me” he said as he patted the old man’s shoulders. “It’s an April fools’ joke isn’t it? Where did ya hide your camera?” he said as he inspected the area looking for a camera. “Come on! Show it!” he insisted The old man just smiled and shook his head in disappointment and disappeared. He was stunned on what he saw. But disregarded it and just smiled. In his mind, all of these happenings are another childish prank executed by his friends.

Memories of what I did to him, the nasty things I said to him and the horrible pranks I played flashed through my mind. How I called him grandpa for being the oldest in Sophomore year. How I taunted Bryan, making him break his arms and emptying a jar of insects into his pants as I watched him scream in pain. I winced, shuddering as I remembered how those insects crawled on his genitals, stinging and biting as he screamed in pain.