Best Sleeping Pranks Novels & Stories

I cried out. By the time he turned to me again, his nose was bleeding and he let go of my other hand. "Fuck!" he cursed and I used the opportunity to get off the bed. "You're not just a rude bastard but a pervert too!" I yelled, pointing at him while I covered my body with the duvet using my left hand. Richard chuckled, falling on his back on the bed. "What's so funny?! You just harassed me!" I frowned at him. Barely holding back laughter, he replied, "You're so gullible! I knew I'd get a good laugh out of this prank."

We were all wiping tears from our eyes. The laughter felt easy. Unforced. Not covering pain — just celebrating being alive. As dessert arrived — chocolate, berries, soft pastries — the teasing shifted. Nathan leaned back slightly, looking far too pleased with himself. “So… should we make a deal?” Lucian narrowed his eyes. “I don’t like that tone.” Nathan smiled innocently. “First couple to fall asleep tonight has to cook breakfast tomorrow.” Carmen gasped dramatically. “That’s unfair. I’m pregnant. I have an excuse.”

And then, her hand shot up out of nowhere. Fist clenched. “KAII!! YOU ARE A BEAST. GET AWAY FROM ME!” BAM! Straight to my eye. I jerked back instantly. “..WHAT THE…?!” I grabbed my face, stumbling off the bed. “What kind of sleeping technique is that?!” I snapped, blinking hard. She didn’t even wake up, still lying there like a log of wood. Still Peaceful and gracefully. Like she hadn’t just tried to send me to the afterlife.

Honestly, it was hilarious and I reached for my phone to make a video and take some pictures. I was a few seconds into the video before he snortd and open his eyes suddenly, looking absolutely lost. He squinted at me. Hard. “What…” he yawned and I almost gagged at his morning breath, “what’re you doing?” “Blackmail material,” I joked as I paused the recording. “You drool in your sleep.” “You fart in yours.” Insulted, I gasped and smacked his arm. He looked offended. “It’s true! You farted, like, twice! We didn’t even eat that much.”

Kael would say, trying to drill some sense into Lyall's head. But Lyall would just shrug and grin. "What's the point, Kael? Life's too short to be boring. Let's go have some fun!" Kael would sigh and shake his head, but Lyall could tell he was secretly amused by Lyall's antics. One day, Lyall and his friends decided to play a prank on the village elder. They snuck into his office and replaced his chair with a whoopee cushion. When the elder sat down, the whoopee cushion let out a loud farting sound, and the elder jumped up in surprise.

“Well, in order to be convincing, you should have started your theatrics earlier. During dinner, for instance.” “Ohhh... You’re smart.” “But do not worry because we can still salvage this situation tonight and early morning tomorrow.” “Really?” Kate asked with the thrill of a prisoner planning a jailbreak. “How?” “Well, I could wake you up very early in the morning and you could proceed to the bathroom and pretend to vomit. You have to do it as loud and realistically as you can so both your parents will wake up.” “I can do that. That’s a good idea. And then what?”

To her surprise, his cocky grin slipped, as if he hadn’t expected her to agree with him, let alone flirt right back. Oh, yeah, this could be fun! "You better not grope me in my sleep," he muttered, sending her an almost hopeful look that she’d do exactly that. Amaya rolled her eyes. "Hands off, remember?" "In that case, move over." Okay, so they’d settled the sleeping arrangements fairly painlessly. Good. This wouldn’t be too difficult. Think slumber party. Think friends. Think harmless fun. Easy. Think Tommy’s poop. Think durian fruits; think abs…and muscles; and Chase.

Sister and friends prank sleeping brother. Enjoy.. ************* "You do get that your brother is pretty cute, right?" Waking up to that statement was unexpected, but considering I had fallen asleep in the basement lying on a couch in front of a muted TV, I wasn't really expecting anything at all.

Ooooh she is so dead, if she's out at some party getting pregnant right now, well then she's in for a- Before my moms insane thoughts can get any more out of control I let out a fake snore. I hear my mom gasp, suddenly my blanket is pulled off of my head. "What the-" I say in my best sleepy voice. For extra affect I add in a small yawn and rub my eyes "mom? What's wrong?" I ask, feigning concern and sleepiness. Thankful that she kept the light off so she wouldn't see my nose which means I at least wouldn't have to deal with that too for today.

"And I suck his finger into my mouth. He narrows his green eyes in the dim light and advances dangerously. "I don't think you should have done that, if you had plans to sleep… "No. It was just a joke. "I try to dodge, laughing, but he's holding my wrists at this point. "It's too late. "he brushes his beard against my neck in a way that lets him know I'm ticklish. "Brandon. Stop."I beg, but I'm laughing. "That's a low game. "I know. "and he does it again. It's late at night, and we're lucky to live in a penthouse because the neighbors would surely call the police if they heard me screaming at that hour.