Funny Star Wars Memes Novelas e Histórias

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“Darth Vader’s invading! Run, Princess Leia!” I blinked. “What in the world are you dreaming about?” “Star Wars,” she mumbled sleepily. Then her eyes lit up. “Wait—do you watch Star Wars?” “Nope,” I admitted. “But I had a neighbor who was obsessed with it. He used to narrate the whole story to me.” Gwen grinned. “I knew it. You’ve got major Princess Leia vibes.” I laughed softly. “Me? Leia? That’s a stretch.” “Don’t argue with me—you’re stunning, like a princess. I don’t hand out compliments for free, you know.”

"He's like Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Rebellion! And you're Princess Leia. Yeah! And Isaac is Luke and Zander is Han Solo!" "Really? Star Wars?" I gaped. "You are spending too much time with your brothers. Besides, Isaac and Phoebe are the twins." "I know it's not exactly right, but you have to admit, this would make a good movie. We've even got an evil father character. Instead of 'Luke, I'm your father,'" she droned in a deep voice, "He'd be a man in a suit saying 'Son, I'm really the evil psychopath bent on world domination.'"

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

“No, I don’t want something from you. Not like that.” “But I didn’t try to do anything.” “It’s what you thought I wanted to try and do.” I think of Yoda. “Do or do not. There is no try.” Susie doesn’t smile. So much for all his Star Wars jokes. “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that,” he says instead. Suddenly I don’t like him so much.

Nicklaus said darkly making everyone except Kwan and his father of course, shiver. “This war is getting more interesting, and am sure I will enjoy the war a head. I was starting to get bored fighting weaklings but this super soldiers, wow, they are fun to spar with.” Kwan said making his father laugh, “true, you spar with them make them think they can kill you then you give them their deaths. Hahaha this is amazing!” Wang said as the father and son duo laugh at there not so funny jokes.