Novel & Cerita Funny Superheroes

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

They cannot contradict us. "Enough with your drama. Cheer up tukmols..." Joshua said with a laugh. He's always the go lucky monkey in our group. "No matter what happens. We're together, brothers.. Whether we're related or distant. Always be SUPERMAN. Even if we look stupid because our brief is out. Hahaha." he continued. We laughed there. I then remembered the funniest incident in the lives of the six of us that was the reason why we all met. We were still young, remember when you were young you really liked Superman, spiderman, batman, ironman and many more. We are all for Superman.

I asked once we were on the road. Max spoke first. “I learned that sharks have more than five rows of teeth.” Milo snorted. “I learned he doesn’t pay attention.” Max glared. “I paid attention!” “And I learned,” Maya added sweetly, “that if you drink milk, your bones turn into superheroes.” All three of them talked at once after that. About drawings, homework, a girl at school who called Max funny, a Milo eating glue. Once. Maybe twice. About Maya correcting the teacher, unapologetically.

"Captain what?" Finn turned to look at me and frowned. "Captain Powers, mum... the one on the TV right now." "Oh. Yeah. Right. I er- knew that," I said. The kids had gotten me to watch their favourite show with them and for the last half hour, I realized that I had just been staring absent-mindedly at the television. Freya shook me again. "What is it again, Freya?" I said. "Superheroes are stronger than aliens, aren't they?" she asked.

I reassured them “Yeah me too. Now come on it's a surprise party, stop sulking and come check this incredible cake” Dunlop said pulling them into the crowd “Wow this is amazing. There's superman” Zion jumped excitedly as he made his way over to chat with the owner of the costume “Dad, I can't believe you actually came as my favorite superhero. You look exactly like Batman” William said touching everything Dunlop was wearing “What do you mean I look exactly like Batman? I am Batman. Watch this”

He mentioned that his all-time favorite was Iron Man because he admires Tony Stark’s intelligence and charisma. I nodded in agreement, saying how much I appreciated the blend of action and humor in the Marvel series, particularly in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy. Mich laughed and said, "Can’t forget the amazing soundtracks in those movies! They’re the best!" You would have never guessed the big bad Mich that could kill you with his bare hands because he’s part of the mafia would be having a conversation like this. But I noticed with me he tries to show a softer side of him.

Smith said, “only without the really expensive suits and cool sunglasses.” “Or the fancy hi-tech super weapons,” Jones added. Cali did not like where this appeared to be headed, so she decided she had better go into her “not too bright” act. “Like, wow,” she said, widening her eyes. “That’s way cool. Like Superman and Spiderman and The Avengers and stuff?” Smith frowned, while Jones rolled his eyes. “Those are comic book characters, Miss Farnsworth,” Jones said stiffly. “We deal with real ‘stuff’, like magic and vampires and witches.”

Nathan said with a smirk. "You are daydreaming, bro. He likes me the best!" Justin said with a smirk. Nathan was going to retreat back when they both were cut off by Dominic's next words. "You guys are so delusional and fighting for no reason. He likes me the best. I am his superhero." Dominic said with a smirk. They both looked at him in shock. Their jaws dropped as they looked at him with widened eyes. "What... What did you say? Superhero?" Nathan asked in disbelief.

Tara nodded, looking, "Yeah, all those costumes would show off the lean, muscle...and the magnum...of course. What if we just create our own superhero? You could be a horny, alpha-cock superhero...one that brings people sexual pleasure...maybe Magnum XXX?" Jodi got a mischievous smile, "Your superpower juice could give sexual pleasure. I was thinking it could be something kitschy and funny like Super Brat...you could fly around in a big brat or sausage...it could mean a big sausage or a misbehaved, bratty villain?" Tara smiled, nodding at Jo, "He can be sort of bratty sometimes, but all guys can be bratty. Either way, he needs a big penis-shaped pleasure wand or staff...and maybe it vibrates