Novel & Cerita Funny Taylor Swift Memes

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

"Ellen- ok, I think I have proven my point of your wife turning into a party starter.!! Maybe I should have never listened to my mom at fifteen, or I would have got a good man like you to hang around now" her joke was what you can call trying to fix the bullet hole with a bandage which, if you ever heard Bad Blood by Taylor Swift's you'll know it won't work. Everyone gave hard to smile Ellen on that and Alex ah boy. He just looked away, trying hard not to catch the camera focus.

But I frowned when I saw Bella staring at me in a strange way. Before either of us could speak, Ana interrupted. "Ok.. So, what I heard is.. Taylor Swift is overrated." Ana stated thoughtfully and I bit my inner cheek, trying not to stare at Hayden. I was kind of glad he didn't pass what I said to him but at the same time I was disheartened and embarrassed that he has knocked me back again, by saying Taylor Swift was overrated. Wait, how in the world did he know that this verse is from one of Taylor's songs?

That evening, Mika drank two full glasses of bubbly champagne, watching the video she had filmed and made live on YouTube and kept on laughing at Alicia's facial expressions. Her face when Frederick had screamed that the cloth was his and he had been plagiarized, her face had been priceless. She succumbs to her inner voice and screenshots it, making it into a meme and sharing it on her anonymous account that's now having about ten thousand followers on YouTube. Streaming the live had given her some sort of account access and now she has followers. She even had another reward in the reward of seeing Alicia's downfall.

i bet he is sad asf #camnicisreal #camnic5ever @taylorfixme i'm two minutes away from punching u right in the face through my phone #onlyifitwerepossible @camerontaylornotswift Let's see how long she lasts!!! i mean she does seem tuff asf, but people often break under glitz and glamour and fame. it is not seriously for everyone. dhjsjs hope she lasts (not!) @taylorscissorsiykwim BUUUUT LMFAO ya all be talking like u all are celebrities and millionaires?? LMFAOOO im laughin so hard like???

Lena said with a grin. “And did,” I quoted, using the viral pop artist meme. The shock on my friends’ faces is so Priceless. Could sell it for millions. “Wait. You’re on TikTok?” Katie shrieked. “Can’t believe all it took was a dick to show you your true potential,” Lena added, ever sarcastic. “Who said it was only his dick?” I teased. Their gasps joined my collection of unforgettable memories. My friends have never been this caught off guard—and I love it.

They looked at one another and beamed. Jess turned off the TV and connected her phone to the bluetooth speaker. Taylor Swift's You Need To Calm Down was playing then we all jump to its beat. "Oh, this is for Charlie, everyone! The dude has to calm his dick down!" Jess shouted then we all laughed. "And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun!" Kayle sang along with Taylor. "And snakes and stones never broke my bones," we sang our lungs out and laughed as we jump on our feets.

Tabitha: I stormed into my office and nearly slammed the door in Nora's face as she came in. That bastard! I can't believe that he went that far! I sat down at my desk and, without thinking, I reached for my phone. As soon as I opened my social media, notifications came buzzing in like a swarm of flies. Everywhere I looked, everyone was using my picture as that meme. How much had Ryan really made off of this? What did he even get for making me become an internet trend, an internet laughing stock?

Another asked. Me: Just ignore them :) Gage: I am trying to control my patience. "Have you heard that Taylor Swift was happy that Nadine dumped you? A source said Taylor karma got you and now you feel what she felt when you dumped her." Another pap spat. "How about the things going on with Eli? Is it true that he's leaving the band? Is the band breaking up Gage?" And another one. Me: You're better than this. Take it easy, tiger. Don't let them get into ur head or else that's going to be ur exposé. Calm ur tits haha!

I flashed him a wide grin as I gladly place the CD back inside my bag. The entire story was true. I was scammed by the internet that Taylor Swift had an appointment at a massage therapist. The idiot I was, believed it and went there all prepared. I wore this huge 'Marry Me Taylor Swift' shirt and I wrote a number 13 on the back of my hand. When I went there, there was no Taylor Swift, but there was a Paul McCartney. So I just asked him to sign the album CD either way. I let him think for a moment and I went back to work.